MP3 The Hairy Aureolas - 17 Songs That Will Make You Want To Kill Your Retarded Step Brother

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ROCK: 80's Rock, FOLK: Power-folk



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The Life of Robbie & Pauly Nipple
The Hairy Aureolas are rock stars and have sold millions of records in Tanzania and Fiji.
Born on their birthday in 1975 and raised as twins in Naples, Italy, the Nipples grew up under the influence. Anita Nipple, Their famous one armed mother-single handedly raised the boys hard, but gave them much support, breast feeding them until age nine.
Their twisted father, I. Saul Nipple, was never able to see his little Nipples because he was serving jail time for 117 counts of peeping. The boys found comfort & solace in music by creating such songs as Where Is My Goddamn Daddy?, He was only bird watching at 3 am, and Mommy!â¦Put the gun down!
In 1986, the Nipples made it big with a magnifying glass and the song- Three eyed Baby from a four Tailed Sperm, But after 57 years of playing together they were becoming stiff. The boys were becoming irritated with each other and were constantly being rubbed the wrong wayâ¦They decided to break up.
Pauly embarked on a solo career that belly flopped like a portly child off of a high dive (essentially a fat kid). Consequently, Pauly fell into a deep depression in the ground. Robbieâs attempt at a solo career ended after his rock ballet âTIMMYâ went down like an intern at the White House.
Within a week of breaking up Pauly called Robbie and said â Hey!â With that the Nipples were paired up and on their way to becoming more perky. They changed their name to The Hairy Aureolas and started their long trek to their rightful place in music history.
After 85years of hits such as Fat guy in a Speedo, Wet Fart at my Girlfriends House While I was Eating Dinner with her Parents, Jailbait with a Fake I.D. and Hermaphrodite, The Hairy Aureolas are milking it for all it is worth.
Theyâre supple, succulent and terrified of razorsâ¦
They are The Hairy Aureolas