Humorous song about the overcommercialism of Christmas

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Related styles: Holiday: Pop, Rock: Comedy Rock, Mood: Christmas

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Jesus, is it Christmas time again
Ainât got no sugar plums dancing in my head
Iâm still payin on last yearâs bills
Got no time for cheer and goodwill
Jesus donât tell me itâs Christmas time again

Jack-o-Lanterns and bats are still on the wall
And yet rent-a Santaâs setting up at the mall
Eating Halloween candy while decorating the tree
This holly jolly bull sh⦠comes too early for me

Still holding my ground not yet putting up lights
But pass the eggnog, make sure that itâs spiked
Twelve days of Christmas is now fifty-five
Blue lights, rollbacks, kiss your money goodbye

Jesus, is it Christmas time again
Ainât got no sugar plums dancing in my head
being force fed this Christmas Joy
Candy Canes, Mistletoe, & the latest Toys
Jesus donât tell me itâs Christmas time again

Fagan and Becker sang when Black Friday Comes
Now thereâs Ninja Shopper/Soccer Moms Iâm uncomfortably numb
You think I could get just one silent night
But here I am shopping for friends I donât like

Jesus, is it Christmas time again
Ainât got no sugar plums dancing in my head
Did everyone forget what itâs all about
The wife, the kids, the dog make me scream & shout
Jesus donât tell me itâs Christmas time again

Aunts, Uncles and cousins all here Christmas Eve
You gave them their gifts now why canât they leave
Want to put this behind you but donât even try
Before you can blink, Christmas in July

Jesus, is it Christmas time again
Ainât got no sugar plums dancing in my head
Still making payments on last years bills
Got no time for cheer and goodwill
Jesus donât tell me itâs Christmas time again

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