The worldâs favorite, most-affordable, least-safe, best-tasting, highest-calorie, lowest-fat, mock-rock album.

6 MP3 Songs in this album (23:59) !
Related styles: Rock: Comedy Rock, Rock: Album Rock, Mood: Funny

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Tired of getting f*&3$ over? Keep losing your phone? Bought a Toyota with that cash for clunkers? Wanna BMW?

Over red-light cameras, Iraq, the Taliban, and worrying about how youâre gonna pay your bills?

Wondering if that sore on your mouthâs a capias?

Surprised BP claims itâs suntan oil washing up on those beaches?

Wanna know who shot the cleric?

Then buy our album, already!

You need a shot of Mock-Rock from the worldâs favorite, most-affordable, least-safe, best-tasting, highest-calorie, lowest-fat, mock- rock band â the YIDZ.

In alphabetical order, the YIDZ are:

ATILLA THE DRUMMER
Solid bone drumsticks on human hides, and long rides in the back of a pick up truck with a warm bag-o-grenades take the tension out of this savage percussionistâs tightly-wound tresses. More to followâ¦â¦

LEE HARVEY
âComposedâ, âsteadyâ, âa crack shotâ. Not much else can be said about this native of Oswald, Texas whose musical compositions include, âWhere the Fucks My Phoneâ, âI Shot The Clericâ, and âMenstrual Flowâ. Has trouble ending a cell phone call.

MOSSAD
This dark, mysterious Jewish princeâs musical lineage is not known. What is known is that he plays the vocal tremolo, falsetto pride and skin flute. He is most accomplished on the last instrument.

WILD MAN
The bandâs lead guitarist smokes Gibson lites. Faster than Pat Travers, heâs forced one of his housecats to get a job driving a gas truck. Also has trouble ending a cell phone call.

MORE ABOUT THE YIDZ!
The YIDZ are the worldâs favorite, most-affordable, least-safe, best-tasting, highest-calorie, lowest-fat, mock-rock band.

EVEN MORE ABOUT THE YIDZ
Like I saidâ¦.. The YIDZ are the worldâs favorite, most-affordable, least-safe, best-tasting, highest-calorie, lowest-fat, mock-rock band.

YIDZ UPDATE
Lee Harveyâs become fascinated lately with mail-order Italian bolt-action rifles, Wild Man wants to change his last name to âFeralâ (he says it sounds âtamerâ), and Mossad keeps denying that he plays the skin flute, insisting, instead, that itâs an organ.

We keep bitching at Atilla to finish mixing âMenstrual Flowâ, âTamiâs Ass Is Tightâ, âThe Arduous Journey Of A Spermâ, âJulie OâPainâ, âHang Upâ, and âOy (vey)â. Pull the pin, release the spoon, drop the grenade and mix the songs, already!

ABOUT THE SONGS ON THIS ALBUM

âI Shot The Clericâ
We must exercise caution. This song has been Talibanned. We canât tell you what Paula Dean and the Cleric did with pork. We wonât describe the sound the cleric made when he fumbled beneath his gown. We dare not explain why the Cleric was break-dancing.

âWhere The Fucks My Phoneâ
Lee Harvey loses his phone. You wonât believe where he finds it.

âI Wanna BMWâ
Status-obsessed male spends all his money to drive unreliable, overpriced car made by Bavarian company that used to build airplane engines for Nazis.

âKash For Klunkersâ
Obama buys worthless Chevy before intoxicated, sleep-deprived dumbass drives it into dangerous social club filled with unstable deviants (bikers).

âIt Ain't Cool To Have A Capiasâ
A "capias" isn't a sore on your mouth. It's an arrest warrant.

"SMDOARD"
Surprisingly romantic lyrics on this song.