A gangsta rap about Charlie Sheen, The Mighty Ducks, Dawson's Creek, and a bunch of other random stuff.

1 MP3 Songs in this album (3:15) !
Related styles: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap, Hip-Hop/Rap: Nerdcore, Mood: Funny

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Details:
Lil Deuce Deuce was raised on the mean streets of District 5. Before Mr. Ducksworth took him under his proverbial wing, LDD was bangin seven gram rocks and perfecting the fine art of the knuckle puck.

Song lyrics:

Better step back, I'm the king of the ring
Because I fuck more hos than Charlie Sheen
And I snort more blow than Charlie Sheen
Till my nose all bloody like Charlie Sheen
My real name's Carlos Estevez
And my brother is Emilio Estevez
He played the coach of the Mighty Ducks
He was a hard ass lawyer, didn't give a fuck
But the five-O caught him driving drunk
And made him coach a team who really stunk
It was a part of his community service
But all this hockey shit made him nervous
Coach Bombay played as a kid
But he missed the shot and lost the championship
Now years later, he's the coach of the Ducks
And he's got a bunch of kids who fuckin' suck
Except for Charlie Conway, he was pretty deece
He grew up to play Pacey on that show Dawson's Creek
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right now, what will it be
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
Will it be yes or it will be sorry?
Pacey helped Coach defeat the demons
They won the game, they couldn't believe it
Muthafuckin ducks in a flying V
Celebrating flawless victory
You know the Ducks always got my back
So you better watch out for the quack attack
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!

Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek
Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke
Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks
Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck

Fuck this shit, it's time to move on
To the Glorious Gloria Estefan
Reppin Charlie S. so loud and proud
Cuz she puts Mo Sheen in the Miami Sound Machine
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
She married a man named Emilio
True story, you can Wikipedia it bro
She married Emilio Estefan
Kinda sounds like Emilio Estevez
D2, we're back again
With a little bit of help from a few of my friends
Russ Tyler's got a shot that's fucked
A little trick shot called the knuckle puck
You might see Russ and say what the hell?
Is that the token black guy from SNL?
Garret Morris? No!
Finesse Mitchell? Who da fuck?
Chris Rock? You must jokin
Dude was funny, he was hardly token
Kenan Thompson, that's the guy
Now raise your hands to the sky and sing

Everyday people say to Emilio
Now put your hands down and shut the fuck up!
What's up coach what's the dealio?
I said shut the fuck up!

D3: I gotta admit
I don't think I bothered to watch that shit
All the kids looked old as fuck
Like they shouldn't give a shit about the Mighty Ducks
I think I sold rocks to Joshua Jackson
So if you saw D3 you should ask for your money back, son
If you wanna stay mighty then you got to go back
To the first two movies for the quack attack
Quack, quack, quack, quack quaaack!

That's how we do!
Where my Katie Holmies at motherfucker?

Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek
Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke
Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks
Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck

Mighty Ducks, motherfucker!