A gangsta rap about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, theoretical physics, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Charlie Sheen, and a bunch of other random stuff.

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Related styles: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap, Hip-Hop/Rap: Nerdcore, Mood: Funny

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Found this shit on youtube and I couldnât believe my eyes
Imagining the tenth dimension blew my fuckin mind
Discovering the secrets of the unseen universe
Like fucking magnets, how do they work?
Dimensional anomalies are everywhere we live
Like how did the Fresh Prince have two different Aunt Vivs?
Hereâs another conundrum that might demonstrate things better
How the fuck did Uncle Phil have the same voice as Shredder?
Uncle Shredder mustâve lost some motherfucking weight
From carrying that big-ass metal helmet on his face
But Krang was still the pimp who be cashing all dem checks
Hanging in the Technodrome inside Dimension X
The numeral for 10, X is the tenth dimension
Find a pen and take some notes cuz school is in session!

Rob Bryanton: âWe start with a pointâ

Holy fuck that blew my mind!
The only thing more fucked up than a point is a line!

RB: âIf we now take our first dimensional line and draw a second lineââ

Not one but two lines? I must be in a dream!
Havenât seen so many lines since I hung out with Charlie Sheen!

Meme police, gonna put you in the jail
Cuz the Charlie Sheen Meme equals epic fail
Memes age fast, theyâre measured in dog-years
Sheen-memeâs so old itâs gross and dog-eared
Now I can see Iâve finally got your attention
Tell these motherfuckers âbout the 3rd dimension

Like a 3D movie, but you donât need no glasses
3D objects stick out further than Kardashian asses

RB: âThe fourth dimension, timeââ
Just like Turtles in Time
That shitty movie where the Turtles became Samurai
Or more like the game, unrelated to the flick
Where Krang stole Lady Liberty just to be a prick
Saw that game on Nintendo, and I just had to have it
Throw foot soldiers at the screen with them Mode 7 graphics
Mode 7, bitch! Pixels big as my dick!
Fuck that blast processing, son, mode 7 was the shit!



Next dimension is fifth, just like Zack the fifth turtle
Hugging a turtle with tits who looks disturbingly fertile

Aw, yeah, I love me a sexy lady-turtle.

Iâd like to go on, but now Iâm sick of this shit
I think Iâve got a better way to summarize it
In the upper dimensions, everything becomes greater
Transforming Mario Lopez into A.C. Slayer

Tell âem Krang!

Big up to John Impact, sheriff of sans-serif! I rock steady on the mic Iâm gonna tear this! Bebop style like my name was John Coltrane! Get on board, cuz Iâm conductor of the Soul Train!