MP3 Larry Weaver - Grope Me Gently, Airport Security Guard
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User tags: spoken word: musical comedy, spoken word: comedy, mood: funny, adam sandler, stephen lynch, weird al yankovic, mp3 album
Don't fight TSA checkpoint invasions. Welcome them! Dress up in your best necklaces and rings. Put on that studded belt. Stick a corkscrew inside your pants pocket, then head for the nearest TSA airport security checkpoint...
1 MP3 Songs in this album (1:32) !
Related styles: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy, Spoken Word: Comedy, Mood: Funny
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Don't fight invasive TSA checkpoint rubdowns. Enjoy them! Dress up in your best necklaces and rings. Put on that studded belt. Stick a corkscrew inside your pants pocket, then head for the nearest TSA airport security checkpoint...
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Remove my shoes and softly stroke my feet
You're the only reason that I fly
Rummage through my dirty underwear
Touch my toothbrush with those same hands
Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad
Then take a closer look inside my pants
Detain me and search me. Make your country proud.
I changed my name to Mohammed,
so you would pick me out of the crowd!
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Brush your big wand across my butt cheeks
You're the only reason that I fly
I love to fly... and it shows!
1 MP3 Songs in this album (1:32) !
Related styles: Spoken Word: Musical Comedy, Spoken Word: Comedy, Mood: Funny
People who are interested in Adam Sandler Stephen Lynch Weird Al Yankovic should consider this download.
Details:
Don't fight invasive TSA checkpoint rubdowns. Enjoy them! Dress up in your best necklaces and rings. Put on that studded belt. Stick a corkscrew inside your pants pocket, then head for the nearest TSA airport security checkpoint...
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Remove my shoes and softly stroke my feet
You're the only reason that I fly
Rummage through my dirty underwear
Touch my toothbrush with those same hands
Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad
Then take a closer look inside my pants
Detain me and search me. Make your country proud.
I changed my name to Mohammed,
so you would pick me out of the crowd!
Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Brush your big wand across my butt cheeks
You're the only reason that I fly
I love to fly... and it shows!
in partnership with CDbaby
User tags: spoken word: musical comedy, spoken word: comedy, mood: funny, adam sandler, stephen lynch, weird al yankovic, mp3 album
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