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MY ANTHEM FOR ENDING OPPRESSION:
"YOU CAN'T GET TO HEAVEN TREATING PEOPLE LIKE CRAP!"
IT "SORT OF" VIOLATES JESUS' 11th COMMANDMENT,
"LOVE EACH OTHER AS I HAVE LOVED YOU!"

DISRESPECTFUL DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH:
The top 4 Waltons, the family who owns Walmart, are worth $72 Billion combined. (Forbes Billionaires Issue, March 2004) That means they could pay each of their 100,000 employees $720,000...EAAACCCHHHH!! OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS! That's just the top 4 of those motherf*****rs!! Either Bill Gates or Warren Buffet, worth $40 Billion each, could pay every single one of each company's employees $4 MILLION... EAAACCCCCHHHHH!!!! OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS! Tha's not how much their companies are world, which is probably 10 times more, but what they can afford to pay out of their own personal accounts! I can pay each one of my 6 employees at www.LiberalComic.com, Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters...d**k! PLAYING POOL IN MY POCKETS! HA! HA! See how I took you to new heights in the comedic stratosphere, totally blew your minds, and then crashed you straight down into d**k joke Hell?! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Believe us when Bill Hicks and I tell you that very few people run everything. 1 of the world owns 98 of its wealth. And that doesn't include Biff and Muffy White Flight in their SUV! These 3 groups with all the power are: Billionaires and millionaires, organized crime and organized religion of all races, genders and etc. & some people are in all three groups! (The Pope)

I am not anti-law-and-order. My father is a retired cop. And I have met alot of racist cops. I almost went to prison over false accusations and harrassment. So understand that we can keep many of our brothers and sisters of all colors free from unjust incarceration (jail) in the same way I saved myself from going to prison, at least twice, against racist, false accusations: Record police harrasment in our communities on video phones set to email whomever you please including internal affairs. Dozens of people should shoot pictures from their digital cameras and camera phones for EACH act of police harrassment. Save them for these good-ole-boy cops! It worked for me. And make sure they know it's on! This will end "Driving While Black" stops forever!! This will stop random harrassment and racial profiling forever!! Big brother is watching us. It's time we watched them back!! AND stopped them from attacking us!! Take pictures of harrassment as you pass by and email it to whomever you feel will be interested of whomever can get these racist cops in trouble. The news, internal affairs, etc. Post these pictures and videos to your website. Provide a link for other websites like www.BlackPlanet.com and www.BlackWebAmerica.com to display. Post it to your blogs. NO MORE HARRASSMENT!! Copyright 2005 Robert Martin Louden, author of the book, Liberal Philosophy and Humor and writer and performer of the live Stand-up Comedy and Social Commentary CD "Sex, Controversy and Real Solutions!"

License the DNA of geniuses and gorgeous people living and dead to the entire human race. $Trillions, fam. Trillions!

It can be stastically proven that SUV Drivers have killed more people than the nuclear bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined! Short SUV drivers who can't control their vehicles remind me of that pissed off midget from Thunderdome driving that 8 foot retard!!

**** ABUSIVE PEOPLE DESERVE NO AUTHORITY!!

Black people are the furthest folks from monkeys:
Monkeys have pale skin, straight hair, thin lips and NO ASS!
And monkeys don't have Afros!

Homophobes = Latent Homos. Fred Phelps = Latent Homo.

Use www.Babelfish.Altavista.com on pocket computers for language translation. You could Habla Espanol in Cabo, speak Swahili in Africa, or even negotiate with a hooker legally in Amsterdam!

Good-grammar isn't "Whites Only English"...It's "Getting-a-Decent-Friggin'-Job" English!

Bill collectors aren't the smartest people in the world. They never thought to look me up at www.RobertLouden.com! It had my home phone number, cell phone, 3 email addresses, fax and home address...and those morons still couldn't find me!! The reason why I hate bill collectors so much is because one of them actually said to me, I kid you not, that my parents would die one day! I just hung on him. If I weren't so shocked, I would have said, "Yeah, you're right, man! My parents are going to die one day! I think I'll pay you now! What's the name of your company?!" And then I should have just sued the s**t out of them and become filthy f**king rich!