Parody rap in the style of Epic Rap Battles of History, vs. the Epic Meal Time crew.

1 MP3 Songs in this album (2:04) !
Related styles: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap, Hip-Hop/Rap: Nerdcore, Mood: Funny

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Lyrics:

Announcer:

Epic Rap Battles of History!
vs.
Epic Meal Time!

BEGIN!

Epic Meal Time guy:

Listen up, haters! Throw down, letâs go!
For your last meal, Iâm serving up some mother****ing crow!
You can call yourself epic, but I own the word like a boss!
Gonna carve you to pieces and make you into meat sauce!
My lyrical style is so stupid, itâs smart
Gonna deep fry your skinny ass and tear you apart
Cover you in Jack Daniels, and wrap you in bacon strips
Bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips!
I just said bacon strips five straight times
Next level rap skills, donât even need to make it rhyme
Next time, we eat the sweet taste of victory
Timeâs up, E.R.B, you about to be history

Nice Peter:

Why you still talking? Please! Quit wasting my time
Like Stephen Hawking, Iâll give a brief history of rhyme
Control the force like Darth Vader, forbidden skills, verboten
Got bigger muscles than Hulk, Linda and even Brooke Hogan
And Lloyd Ahlquist, my folliclly challenged partner in crime
Is tougher than Macho Man and Chuck Norris combined
You want beef? Weâll barbeque your ass like raginâ cajun
Cuz weâre hardcore heatscores, perma-burned like Carl Sagan
You censor your words with the sound of a bird
Whatâs the matter, bitch, afraid that your mommy mighta heard?
I donât give a fuck, you pathetic poutine eating Canuck
Youâll need that free healthcare when your veins clog shut
Iâm happy for your Canadian ass
At least in Canada, you can legally make an honest man of Muscles Glasses


Announcer:

Who won? Whoâs next? You decide!

Lil Deuce Deuce:

NOT THIS TIME!
The name is Lil Deuce Deuce, and I decide who won, mister!
I make your eardrums come harder than when I had sex with your sister!
My moral code is more flexible than a double-jointed stripper
Thatâs why I stole your faces with my internet video ripper
Why should I bother making something original from scratch?
When I can steal somebody elseâs work and call it a mash-up
Who won? Whoâs next? You donât decide, I do
And Iâm gonna give this round to yours truly, Lil Deuce
I donât actually care who won this battle of wits
I only put your names in the title so I could steal some cheap hits