The spectacularly huge, hilarious, and heartbreaking original soundtrack to âAnonymous Celebrities - The Animaticâ, a barely animated feature length musical sci-fi comedy romance drama thriller, available to buy or rent today!

30 MP3 Songs in this album (75:06) !
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This is the time! This is the place! This is the moment!

You've just encountered ANONYMOUS CELEBRITIES!

Come on over! Take a picture! Would you like an autograph or two?

These are the official âAnonymous Celebritiesâ liner notes!

Welcome!

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âAnonymous Celebritiesâ is the original soundtrack to âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ, now available to buy or rent online!

âAnonymous Celebritiesâ is positively loaded to the brim with 30 spectacular tracks of diverse musical genres!

âAnonymous Celebritiesâ features all 11 songs in the animatic, plus memorable instrumental music cues and 4 ultra-rare deleted songs!

But thatâs not all! As a special bonus, youâll get an intense, full-length, all-new album by âAnonymous Celebritiesâ own fictional punk rock band the Hateful Lovers!

WOW!!!

âAnonymous Celebritiesâ is clearly an undoubtedly momentous artistic achievement in human history. Weâre all lucky to be alive at the time of its release. 10 out of 10 punk rockers say youâd be a stone cold sucker to pass it up!

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ANONYMOUS CELEBRITIES

Caveman Hop
Anonymous Celebrities
I Can And I Can't
Song Of The Visitors
No One Will Mess With Me Again
Cool Chick
Love Is Sad (Intro)
Love Is Sad
Little Plastic Jesus
Fuzzy Bunnies
The Saddest Ballad
Lost
Hey Whaddya Say
FBI Blues
Elderly Babies
Celebrity Sex
Caught In Your Throat
We Are Hardcore
I Killed Punk Rock
New Last Name
Family Guy
Outta My Head
Spitfire
18 Forever
Lost (Live)
Professors Sneaky Theme
I Know Everything
Suspense - UFO
Anticipating
Alien Jazz

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ANONYMOUS CELEBRITIES FAQ

Q - Who are the âAnonymous Celebritiesâ?

A - The âAnonymous Celebritiesâ are not a âwhoâ, the âAnonymous Celebritiesâ are a âwhat!â
âAnonymous Celebritiesâ is a spectacularly huge, hilarious, and heartbreakingly original soundtrack to âAnonymous Celebrities - The Animaticâ, a barely animated feature length musical sci-fi comedy romance drama thriller!
âAnonymous Celebritiesâ is jam packed with 30 tracks, including deleted songs, bonus tracks, and instrumental music from the animatic. These 30 tracks make âAnonymous Celebritiesâ not just part of a one of a kind entertainment spectacular, but one of the all-around very best values for your hard earned dollar!

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Q - What is âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

A - âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ is over 600 drawings edited together with a full soundtrack of dialogue, sound effects, and 11 unforgettable original songs.

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Q âWhatâs "Anonymous Celebritiesâ story about?

A - Nerdy Herbert meets saintly Annie, the holier-than-thou girl of his dreams. But Herbert's plans for romance might be derailed by a nasty punk rocker, a deranged mad scientist, obsessed federal agents... and mysterious aliens bent on destroying the planet!

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Q â Whatâs an animatic?

A â An animatic is like a really, really, really slow cartoon. And itâs all in black and white! Yay!

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Q - How long is âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

A - Itâs 99 minutes of pure, unadulterated bliss!

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Q â Is âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ professionally produced?

A â No, âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ was produced and edited by a team of two, and is the creative creation of just one guy. The animatic was originally never intended to be seen by a general audience. Rather, âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ was produced with the intention of showing to potential investors in order to raise money for a live action movie version. The animatic was also to be used as a blueprint to ease the production of the feature film.

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Q â Where can I see âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

A - âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ is available online for rental or purchase download right now at Amazon.com!

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Q â Where can I get a DVD of âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ, or a CD of âAnonymous Celebritiesâ the soundtrack?

A â Currently, âAnonymous Celebritiesâ, the animatic and the soundtrack are available exclusively online only. However, for the animatic there is some really great stuff tucked away in the vault for the eventual Criterion Holographic Gold-Ray 3D 10th Anniversary Deluxe Special Edition!

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Q â It sounds like youâre selling the animatic here and not the album. Is that the case?

A â Well, the album is meant to promote the animatic, and I hope fans of one will consider purchasing the other as well. Hopefully they will promote each other. I think business types call it âsynergyâ, but I donât really know, and Iâm too lazy to take 10 seconds and look it up.

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Q â You may call it âsynergyâ, but I call it borderline spam.

A â Hey, hey. Iâm only trying to sell some stuff. You knew that. Why so hostile?

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Q â Sorry. I didnât sleep well last night.

A â Oh, Iâm sorry about that. Would you like a shoulder massage?

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Q â Yes, please.

A â There we go.

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Q â Ahhâ¦

A - How is that?

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Q â Oohâ¦

A â Wow, you are tense. How is that?

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Q â Thank you. That felt really great.

A â No problem at all. Anytime.

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Q â Why are there more than twice as many songs on the soundtrack than there are in the animatic?

A â âAnonymous Celebritiesâ the soundtrack has songs that were deleted from the animatic, instrumental music cues, as well as a bonus full length punk rock album by the Hateful Lovers, the band featured in the show.

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Q â Why did you record a Hateful Lovers album?

A - The Hateful Lovers album was always intended to be a companion album to the soundtrack, and has now been included in this deluxe version to give a complete sampling of the music being created during the production of âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ.

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Q â Is âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ safe for children?

A â No! There are a lot of dirty words (although used in a non-sexual way), a few mild drug references, and some violence. âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ should be fine for most teens, though. Despite the language in the script and certain dramatic elements of the storyline, âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ is still fairly silly and sophomoric.

Actually, teens may think itâs beneath them!

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Q â Letâs get down to brass tacks. Is âAnonymous Celebritiesâ any good?

A â Iâm the creator, so I better think itâs good, shouldn't I?

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Q â Wow. Now whoâs being touchy?

A â Well, Iâm the one trying to sell you the album and the animatic. You really think Iâm going to tell you that I think it sucks? Come on.

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Q â If you did think âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ sucked, that would be interesting.

A â Why?

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Q â It would be unexpected if you thought that âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ sucked and admitted it. But, stranger things have happened. Maybe
youâre crazy or something. The fact is, Iâve read the whole FAQ this far. There must be something compelling about these liner notes if Iâm still reading it at this point.

A â You honestly want to know what I think of âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

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Q â Yes. What do you honestly think of âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

A â The plot is riddled with giant holes, itâs silly, and frankly a lot of it doesnât make much of sense. The artwork ranges from horrible to mediocre. The characters arenât particularly likeable. I know that a great many people will likely be put off by the style, and that it wonât be everyoneâs cup of tea. But, I really do think it has an interesting storyline that moves along quickly, and parts of it are pretty funny. I think a few of the characters have interesting story arcs. Iâm proud of the songs, and a few of the jokes as well. Honestly, I like âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ a lot. Sometimes it might seem a little embarrassing and cheap, but I think overall, all things considered, it is essentially entertaining and worth watching.

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Q â Do you think religious people will be offended by the way Annie is portrayed in âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ?

A â Thatâs a good question, Iâm glad you asked it. The animatic is irreverent for sure, but it is always respectful. Without giving too much away, in the end she is essentially successful at converting him to her religion, so I donât see how any religious types could take offense at anything in âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ.

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Q â Fess up. Did you or did you not steal a song idea from Flight Of The Conchords?

A â No! The Flight Of The Conchords song in question is called âThe Humans Are Deadâ, also known as âRobotsâ. The song was featured on the âFlight Of The Conchordsâ TV show pilot episode âSallyâ. The episode debuted on the American cable channel HBO on June 17, 2007.

Unfortunately, for the conspiracy crowd, I obtained my registered copyright of the soundtrack and script for âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ in the fall of 2005. So, THEY actually stole it from ME.

In light of that fact, I am assembling a high powered team of super lawyers right now, and Iâm just going to sue like it was about to go out of style. Sue, sue, sue. I am going to be so sue happy, it will be ridiculous. My high priced lawyersâ ties arenât going to press themselves. Watch out, Flight Of The Conchords. By the time Iâm done with you, you wonât even have a TV show anymore. Book it. Done.

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Q â I want to produce âAnonymous Celebritiesâ as a live stage production for a middle school/off-Broadway/Broadway, ect. Theater company. How do I go about obtaining the rights?

A â As sure as the sun sets in the sky, I am resigned to the fact that there will eventually be a live stage production of âAnonymous Celebritiesâ, somewhere, at sometime. Even if staged only once in the distant future, in a remote location, and only ironically for an audience of none, it will someday happen. Just as winter must give way to spring, and as seeds grow to mighty oaks, it is almost as great a surety as has ever been visited upon humankind.

Just contact me, and Iâm sure that something can be worked out.

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Q â Should I buy âAnonymous Celebritiesâ right now?

A â Why not take some time to think about it? Maybe go make some tea and reconsider the purchase? Iâm sure your kids need a dental checkup soon. Perhaps you yourself are in need of a fresh pack of socks. Wouldn't that be a wiser use of your money?

Oh, who am I kidding? I can see it in your eyes. Youâre determined to download the album right the freak now, arenât you?

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Q â Yes.

A â I knew it! I knew it! You had that look. And then, after youâve gotten the album, I bet youâre ready to go right to Amazon and get a download of âAnonymous Celebrities â The Animaticâ for yourself!

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Q â You read me like a book.

A â Or do I⦠listen to you like a soundtrack album?

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Q â Or⦠watch you like an animatic, hmm?

A â Ha ha ha! Well played, Mr. or Ms. Questioner, well played!

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Q â Thank you for answering my questions!

A â Thank you for asking me questions!

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ANONYMOUS CELEBRITIES

75 minutes of startlingly original music!

30 smashing tracks!

Unique!

Genre defying!

All the cool kids are doing it!

Comes in one delicious flavor!

If you like it, tell your friends! If you donât like it, tell your enemies!

Makes a great stocking stuffer!

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