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The album opens with the wonderfully dark ode to the creature lurking beneath the murky waters of Loch Ness. Here the beast is less the benign and almost dopey plesiosaur used to sell trinkets to tourist
15 MP3 Songs in this album (54:13) !
Related styles: Folk: Alternative Folk, Folk: Celtic Folk, Mood: Funny
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â¢ âLoch Ness Monsterâ (Greg Henkel and Jim Henkel)
The album opens with the wonderfully dark ode to the creature lurking beneath the murky waters of Loch Ness. Here the beast is less the benign and almost dopey plesiosaur used to sell trinkets to tourists and much more the accursed beast with âHuge red eye, long sharp tooth / slicing knives, ragged spinesâ which will drag you from the banks and tear you to pieces despite your screams and struggles. Nessie, indeed.
â¢ âIrish Roverâ (traditional)
An old favorite, it tells the tale of the ill-fated voyage of the Irish Rover, sailing from Cork to New York. After seven years at sea, the measles wiped out the crew and she ran aground in the fog, leaving a single survivor to tell the tale. Greg Henkel replaced the second verse, which introduces the crew, with one describing the Flying Fish Sailors themselves:
There was fighting Jay Lee, none more surly than he
There was Jimbe from County Montrose
There was mighty Mitch Lawyer, stood seven feet tall
There was Joseph Linbeck and his nose
There was Bouzouki Jim playing a mandolin
And Greg Henkel prone to falling over
And this crew of the doomed played a Flying Fish tune
As we sailed on the Irish Rover!
â¢ âThe Flupandemicâ (Greg Henkel)
Only the Flying Fish sailors could come up with an up-beat and happy song about the world-wide flu epidemic that killed millions in the first part of the twentieth century. They sing gleefully about the deaths of soldiers and nurses and postmen and families from America to England to the far corners of the world all secumbing to the pandemic.
â¢ âThe Good Ship Calabarâ (traditional)
Also known as âThe Calabarâ and âThe Cruise of the Calabar,â this fast and funny song tells of the adventures of the one horse-power (literally) coal barge The Calabar. In this version, the narrator is an old Lisbon tar, but other regional variations include Irish or British. Everything that can go wrong does, and the crew falls overboard to be rescued by a local farmer. Itâs enough to convince anyone to give up sailing and âgo by the bloody train.â
â¢ âThe Cat Came Backâ (traditional)
Another rendition of the Harry S. Miller song about old Mr. Johnsonâs yellow tom cat. While the words are the same as the version on the Flying Fish Sailorsâ debut album, there are subtle differences in the arrangement that show the evolution of the band. They are much more playful in this version, especially with the inclusion of background vocals at the transitions between verse and chorus.
â¢ âThe Wharton UFOâ (Greg Henkel)
Wharton, Texas, is just about the last place on Earth an alien would want its spacecraft to crash, as they learn when a good olâ boy comes upon their wreck. After they abduct him and begin their various probings and measurements, he loses his âtemper for those three foot bastards with their big black almond-shaped eyes,â and turns the tables on them. Rumor has it they can still be seen mowing his lawn and teleporting him beers on his front porch down in Wharton.
â¢ âFire Maringoâ (traditional)
A traditional cotton screwing shanty from a time when, with the approach of winter, Irish crews would desert their Western Packet ships to head south to work in the cotton stowing ports like Mobile or New Orleans.
â¢ âThe Rivers of Texasâ (traditional circa 1900)
A soft traditional American folk song listing and describing the rivers of Texas, but always returns to the Brazos, where the singerâs heart was broken.
â¢ âCrawdad Manâ (lyrics by Greg Henkel)
Sung to the tune of the âSpider-Manâ theme by Paul Francis Webster and J. Robert Harris, Crawdad Man takes the Flying Fish Sailors back their roots to examine their favorite crustacean, the crawdad. Now heâs a superhero, lending a gamma ray-enhanced leg (âcause he canât lend a handâ) to those in need. This is most likely the only song youâll find that contains the word cheliped (the legs with large grasping claws on a crawfish) in its lyrics.
â¢ âOde to the Lima Beanâ (lyrics by Cynthia, music by Greg Henkel)
Children around the world should be overjoyed to discover that far from being âhealthyâ and âgood for you,â the lima bean is the worst scourge known to man. As this ode explains, it is responsible for everything from Original Sin and the explusion from Eden to the extinction of the dinosaurs and the Black Plague.
â¢ âHaul U-Haul Haulâ (Greg Henkel)
There have been long-haul shanties and halyard shanties, shanties for pretty much any activity aboard a sailing ship. Now, in the spirit of their mowing shanty Mow Johnny Mow, the Flying Fish Sailors present another shanty adapted to the modern day: the moving shanty. The song tells of the horrors of moving yourself with a 27-foot truck from the best known rental company. The lesson learned in the end: âWell the next time I move Iâll just buy new furniture.â
Lest you think the band is advising against the use of a particular truck rental company: âGreg says that it should be noted that he has personally rented U-Haul® equipment on many occasions, and that in his experience, it has proven to be extremely reliable.â
â¢ âKing of the Cannibal Islandsâ (traditional)
The Flying Fish Sailors return to the theme of cannibalism with this playful song thatâs right up their alley. A crew sailing for Botany Bay is cast away in the Cannibal Islands, where they manage to get along quite well with the King; one of them even marries his daughter, the Princess Wishy-Wa.
â¢ âRoswellâ (Greg Henkel and Jim Henkel)
Roswell, New Mexico. Icon of the joint obsessions with UFOs and conspiracy theories. This song tells the tale of a witness to the crashed spacecraft on the farm outside of Roswell. He explains everything heâs seen and knows to be true despite the warnings of men with steel hats and the men in black with wires coming out of their heads. And in the end, though he dares not return, he still longs for âenigmatical,â âproblematicalâ Roswell.
â¢ âAmerican Womanâ (Randy Bachman, Burton Cummings, Gary Peterson, Michael Kale)
The Flying Fish Sailors add their own sound to this classic by The Guess Who. The result is rather reminiscent of âWeird Alâ Yankovicâs âUkranian Womanâ parody.
â¢ âLoch Ness Monsterâ (heavy metal version)
The album closes with a bonus track. Though the words are the same, this version of Loch Ness Monster shows that the band has a broader range that extends into modern musical styles. The darker, dirge-like tune and lyrics fit particularly well with the deep electric riffs that are a hallmark of todayâs metal.
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