Alternative metal punk

3 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Punk, METAL: Alternative Metal



Details:
LESBIAN

I can't believe that she won't go out with me
It's not as if she's even that pretty
I got a car and I got a cool hair cut
I know the bouncers at the Cheetah Club

She must be a lesbian
She must be gay
There is no other reason
that she would turn me away

My mate Dave said her last boyfriend
couldn't get her in the sack
I got a beer and I lit her cigarrette
I thought I'd go and have a crack

She must be a lesbian
She must be gay
There is no other reason
that she would turn me away.
She must be a lesbian
She just cannot be straight
That's the only explanation why I'm not getting laid.

SHE WASN'T A WOMAN

She looked great from behind
I thought I'd take a chance
So i whispered in her ear
And stuck my hand in her pants

But I just couldn't believe
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman
She was born to deceive
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman

And she said "C'mere big boy
and let me buy you a drink."
So I ran into the back
and threw up in the sink

And I just couldn't believe
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman
She said her name was Steve
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman

And she had testicles
And that's not acceptable
I wanted tuna fish, not sausages

and I just couldn't believe
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman
How could I be so naieve?
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman
Oh my God her name is Steve
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman
I can't hardly breathe
She wasn't a woman, she wasn't a woman, no.


SLUT

They said she had a reputation
That she'd do anything to please
Check out those clear high heels
and the carpet burns on her knees

I told her that dress would look better
spread out on my floor
She punched me in the face and said,
"What do you think I am? some kind of whore?"

She is a slut.
With everyone but me.
She gives it up.
To every other guy in the whole country.

She went down on Mike
in the back pew of the church
She even did it with Steven
Fuck he's such a jerk.

Why won't she just do it with me?
I'm going to explode
Please God just let me score.
What's one more load?

She was a slut
with everyone but me
She gives it up
with every other guy in the whole wide world but me.

Slut
With everyone but me
She gives it up
With every other guy in the whole goddam world but me.