The Missing Teens have come to drag indie rock away in chains and end it's independence forever; they are the Funky Dictators.

15 MP3 Songs in this album (47:43) !
Related styles: Rock: Funk Rock, Pop: New Wave, Mood: Party Music

People who are interested in Devo Talking Heads They Might Be Giants should consider this download.


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The MISSING TEENS have risen like a Phoenix from the Hudson to strip indie rock of its independence and haul it away in chains. The Missing Teens are ordering a pizza for you, a pizza you can't afford, a pizza they claim is made of all organic ingredients but is actually just made of discarded laserdiscs and W-9 forms. The Missing Teens are at the bar with you, drinking scotch, talking about the good old days before [insert problem here] ruined everything. And they're at the nightclub with you, dirty dancing with you, inviting you back to their 1-star hotel on the edge of town for a night of pleasure you won't soon remember.

The aggression of Punk mixed with the marketability of Madonna makes The Missing Teens rock's only hope in this dark hour. They have earned favorable comparisons to DEVO and the Talking Heads and have sworn to take their deranged revenge on a world awash in slack rock.