Acoustic guitar rock found a piano, so grab a drink and your favorite hottie, and sing along to the traumas of a twenty-something...

11 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Acoustic, POP: Piano



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âYou can try like hell to get these songs out of your head, or you can embrace them and sing your ass off!â a car singer

âOut of the speakers and into my pantsâ¦â a hot girl

âThis isnât your momâs adult contemporary.â your mom

âThe bass lines were so haunting that I peed myself.â a bass player

âIt could have been thoughtful and relaxing, but then those electric guitars f----d it up!â a guy who likes Paul Simon

âYou probably wonât get it. Youâll think you have, but you havenât.â an arrogant jerk


And thatâs just a few of the fake quotes I came up with. Except the hot girl quote; a hot girl really said that about us. More importantly, she was sober. You see, weâre reaching out to touch our female audience⦠preferably college girls who want to be touched⦠and like chocolate and puppies and hard core⦠gardening.

Hi. My name is Christian Wright, and thatâs a horrible name for an artist, so I started a band with my two producers, Chip and DJ. They arenât as funny as I amâ¦

I get a lot of crap for being light-hearted in a serious genre. Well itâs not my fault that singer/songwriters have PMS all the time. Songs should come from the heart. And the heart of the joeZero band is beating to a different drummer⦠one thatâs just commercial enough to suck you in, but makes you wonder how come your apartment isnât this clean when you get there. (If you didnât understand that, see the arrogant jerkâs quote).

Actually, thereâs some real pain in this music, too. Not every song is a teen flashback to sexual frustration; in fact, some of them are more like questions. If memory serves, one song IS a question. So if you have some answers, please share them.

But enough about sad things. Iâm the type of guy that only lets my emotions show through my music, and then I make fun of that music so as not to seem weak and perpetuate the vicious cycle.

I hope youâve gotten as much out of our time together as I havenât. If you want to talk to me or anyone at the joeZero band, we actually write back, so email Christian@thejoezeroband.com.

Oh, and while youâre at it, buy a CD.