Michael Markcom is a rapper- who is witty, hilarious, and haves a unique style that'll have you dancing, laughing, thinking, and wanting to hurt somebody.

10 MP3 Songs in this album (30:26) !
Related styles: Hip-Hop/Rap: Comedy Rap, New Age: Healing, Mood: Upbeat

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I had just purchased a house and looked out the window and seen this gorgeous jet black woman hanging out clothes. She was wearing a blue dress and her hair was long. After I seen her the second time I wanted her. I had to have her. So I went after her. Everything about her I liked. Even the fact that she was a little throwed off. She had complexes about her behind. (It wasn't very big). But I liked it. So I told her to giggle about her figure because she had curves that I wanted to rub. I would often tell her if Jahovah was her maker, she should shake it like a pepper shaker since she was black like pepper. This woman inspired the songs, jet black, ya maker and giggle.
My sister informed me later that we was cousins. This made me search the Holy Bible to see what God said about the subject. And I discovered that cousins wasn't close kin. This encouraged me to continue seeing my cousin despite what some thought about this. This inspired me to write the song cousin.
Before I purchased my house I was living in a two bedroom rent house. It was alright. One day I was outside washing my car and the sister of a guy living next door had on some daisy dukes. After she seen me looking, she began bending over- looking backwards to see if I was still looking. The more she seen me looking the more she kept bending over showing me them glutes. Those glutes looked good. That experience inspired me to write the song- in the air.
I had paid this guy to overhaul the engine in my car. But just to be dirty, he put the rings on the pistons wrong and the car would use a quart of oil every fifty miles. Before he overhauled the engine, it took five quarts of oil to fill up the oilcase. But he told me that now it uses seven quarts of oil like my head screws on. There was all kinds of things wrong with the car and nothing did he want to repair. He knew I was on parole and wanted me to start something so he could have me locked up. I wrote him a non violent letter and he took it to the police saying he was afraid of prayer. Them folks locked me up because of the letter and threatened to violate to violate my parole. I had to pay this fellow five hundred dollars so he would drop the charges. That money made him stop being afraid all of the sudden.
A couple years pasted by without anyone problems with him. I was buying vehicles every year and had a new truck and a fairly new car. I was doing good and he hated it. I mowed the lot next to his house every two weeks. His son had his dog tied in the sun next to the lot and would throw the dog's waste in the lot. After his son heard my lawn mower running, he came outside looking to see if I would step in his dog's waste that he had thrown in the lot. I stopped the lawn mower and told his son to pick up the waste he had thrown in the lot. He went and told his daddy and here he come talking plenty of noise. He said "if you have anything to say to my son say it to me." And I did. We began calling each other names until I got pissed off and asked what did he want to do. He wanted me to come on his property so he could call the police. But I wanted him to come on the empty lot so we could fight and leave the police out of things. He went in his house like he was going to get his gun, but instead he came out with a cordless phone and called the police. Four police cars came quick. After I gave my version, the police went on their way. A few years later he lied to the cops saying I was selling dope. This inspired the song, that nine.
After I purchased my house, I had a neighbour that was jealous and would throw objects in my yard for me to run over with my lawn mower. I had just purchased a new lawn mower from walt mart. One day I was mowing my yard and the mower threw an object and put a huge dent in my car door. My neighbor inspired me to write the song slap ya.
I did quite a few years in prison. But I can remember the first prison I went to. It was for first offenders and was buck wild. After I got off the bus, inmates called themselves choosing their mates. They was pointing at the guys that had got off the bus but didn't no one point at me. Why? Listen to the song lucky on my album and you'll see why.
After I had been in prison for a few years, I ran across this guy that would past the showers by in the summer. I was sleeping next to him. This experience inspired me to write the song a billie goat.