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When I Walk Away
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Honest Sinner
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Surfboards
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Lost the Plot
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Harder than Hellos
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Every Little Thing (the Anti-Occupy Song)
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Fat Kid
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Be Never Lonely
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Crystal Ball
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Complain
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Crazy, fun, rocking tunes that are best served well lubricated with your friends! Enjoy and Unite!

10 MP3 Songs in this album (32:44) !
Related styles: Rock: Modern Rock, Rock: Punk, Mood: Fun

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Mythical Creatures Unite! The best band to ever have never existed, until now⦠Most notable members include Bigfoot, Leprechauns, Zeus, Vampires, Angels, Zombies, Werewolves, Unicorns, Satan, Trolls, Mermaids and every other creature that has only ever existed as a figment of imagination.

Origins of MC Unite! can be traced back to a surf trip in Nicaragua where Ry and Jordy were introduced through some mutual friends. Never having played together before, they proceeded to rock an open mic night at a packed and extremely drunken beach bar. The legend began. Ry came to the party with eagerness and heart, and Jordy came with mad bass skills and musical sensibility. At that moment Ry was convinced that if he was to make a record, Jordy needed to be involved.

Several years later and a couple chance encounters, chiefly a cave party and a private island weekend bash, things were in motion to make an album. Jordy invited the incredibly talented Brendan Holm to drum and the power trio was complete. After 3 straight days of jamming they were more than ready to make their first record. They even had time for another project punk band with Jordy on the beats and Brendan on the bass (yet unnamed, but obliviously super awesome).

And then came Neu, the producer, whom Ry had first met while he was wearing a duffle bag at an anything but clothes party. Neu understood the vision of making a fun album. And now everything was ready for the best start to any band that has never existed. Enjoy and Unite!!!!



Lyrics

When I Walk Away
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
nothing better than love
make the most out of hate
nothing better than fear
make my great escape
I made a few mistakes
guess what, so have you
and now we know what it takes
break a heart in two

(Chorus)
when I walk away
who you gonna miss
when I walk away
who you wished you kissed
when I walk away
who you gonna miss
when I walk away
who you wished you kissed

(Bridge 1)
I know you hope I care, but I really donât care
know you hope Iâll smarten up, ainât ever gonna smarten up
truth is I havenât learnt a thing, not a god damn thing
truth is I couldnât give a fuck, not a flying fuck

(Chorus x2)

(Bridge 2 - cut from album)
so you want me to be a puppet, little puppet in your plan
better think and think, then think and think again
I was never gonna change, I ainât ever gonna change
I was born to misbehave, and I always misbehave



Honest Sinner
Written by Ry Williams

(Chorus)
Iâd rather be an honest sinner
Iâd rather be an honest sinner than a lying saint
yeah, Iâd rather tell the truth
even if the truth is hard to take

(Verse 1)
and this goes out to the priest
the one who will tell you what right and wrong
then you know late there at night
heâs making a choir boy suck on heâs shlong

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
and this goes out to the national hero
the spokesperson of how to live
heâs all tweaked out on anti-depressants and steroids
and father of 18 illegitimate kids

(Chorus)

(Verse 3)
and this goes out to the politician
the one who will smile and wave to a crowd
and then sheâll steal all their money
and laugh like a witch up in the clouds

(Chorus x2 and turn up the crazy party!)



Surfboards
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
thereâs no joy in the world
and I have to say this blows
my babies have been left at home
and I am left to rome alone

(Chorus 1)
why didât you bring my surfboards
you motherfuckân pinhead
why didât you bring my surfboards
not my fault your brain is dead

(Verse 2)
you will never know the pain you have inflicted
cause I have waited so long
now all hope is gone
never was there a deed so wicked

(Chorus 2)
or a sadder song!
why didnât you bring my surfboards
you motherfuckân pinhead
why didnât you bring my surfboards
not my fault your brain is dead
why didât you bring my surfboard
you motherfuckân pinhead

(Chorus 1 x3)



Lost the Plot
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
Arrived late last night
and guess what I saw
another truck in my driveway
and I just lost the plot

drove further down the street
to cool my head
pulled a gun from under my seat
letâs try that instead

walked up to the doorway
no use for a key
my boot unlocked it
just perfectly

music was blaring
it was my favorite song
for a second now dear
I start to sing along

(Chorus)
Yeah, yeahy, yeahy, yeahy, yeah, oh yeah I lost the plot
Yeah, yeahy, yeahy, yeahy, yeah, oh yeah I lost the plot

(Verse 2)
made it to the staircase
and I moved as a cat
first I opened the closet
to grab my Louisville bat

at the top of the staircase
light flickered from under the door
I would kill him quickly
and take my time with the whore

opened up the door
just a little bit
and to my amazement
the person with my girl was a chick!

(Verse 3)
i stood dumbfounded
thought what to do next
should I join in the fun
or just stand there perplexed

placed the gun on the carpet
rest the bat on the trim
opened the door up
let the games begin

they were surprised to see me
but they were drunk, horny and hot
I could tell you all the things we did
Iâll just say we did a lot!

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
yeah it was crazy
and it was fun
but my girl was cheatân
and cheatân ainât love

Had I been invited
from the very start
sheâd still be here with us
I wouldnât have lost the plot

(Chorus x2)

(Out-tro - cut from album)
love can provoke some serious things
from the highest of hopes to the darkest of deeds
pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth
that fateful day I lost the plot



Harder than Hellos
Written by Ry Williams


(Verse 1)
I find that, I canât find that
thing that Iâve been searching for
where is it, come visit
show me what you did before
renew me, infuse me
and pick me off of the floor
inspire me, inflame me
with the dreams that I once fought for

(Chorus)
Iâve been confusing, and miss-using
what I used to take granted for
been slipping, now I am gripping
got ahold to the edge of the door
time will come and time will go
and good-byes are harder than hellos
good-byes are
harder than hellos

(Verse 2)
I canât believe it, I deceive it
and itâs home is in my own head
I miss-lead it to believe in
all the things that I never did
Undisputed or reviewed it
make right all the things I did wrong
unbalanced, unchallenged
and I just seemed to go along

(Repeat chorus x2)


Every Little Thing
Written by Ry Williams

(Chorus A)
cause Iâve got every little thing I ever wanted
I got every little thing I ever dreamt could be mine
cause Iâve got every little thing I ever wanted
by lying and cheating and doing wrong!

(Chorus B)
I learnt everything I know from the man on top
from the C.E.O. to El Presidente
I learnt everything I know from the man on top
how to lie, and cheat, and never get caught!

(Verse 1)
oh, I write my own rules and it makes me so happy
I always get a cubby when I do something nasty
Iâll do anything for a little more power or money
I always get my kicks when I kick someone down!

(Chorus A)

(Verse 2)
ever girl I got by being an A-hole
ya gotta love them girls who hate themselves
I pray on the weak and it makes me feel massive
I always get my kicks when I kick someone down!

(Chorus A)

(Bridge)
so drink it all down, and we suck it all up
we take all that we can, we canât never get enough
steal it! rape it! burn it to the ground!
you ainât gonna ever see us with a frown

(Chorus A)

(Chorus B)



Fat Kid
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
oh little fat kid, youâre an ugly ball, youâre a ball of shit
oh youâre the stinky kid, youâre the smelly kid
oh youâre just the lonely little fat kid

(Chorus A)
oh youâre an ugly little fat kid
and your a stinky little fat kid
and all you are is a lonely little fat kid

oh youâre a smelly little kid
and youâre an ugly little kid
oh youâre just a lonely little fat kid

(Verse 2)
youâre the king of denial, cause youâre not fat youâre just a little husky
and you listen to youâre mom, when she says that youâre not ugly
oh but listen up kid, Iâm going to let you in on a little secret

(Chorus B)
youâre mother lies to you, cause sheâs in denial too
all you are and ever will be is an ugly little fat kid
oh take it from me, got a problem you donât seem to see
itâs that all you are is a steaming pile of shit

(Bridge)
when thereâs a stink in the classroom
the fat kid farted! the fat kid farted!
when someoneâs missing their lunch
the fat kid stole it! the fat stole it!
when thereâs no more cake in the fridge
the fat kid ate it! the fat kid ate it!

(Chorus C)
itâs half on his face, and itâs half on his chin
and all you are is a little piggy-wiggly
oh wanna hear you squeal like a pig, gonna hear you oink-tee-oink-tee-oink
gonna hear you oink, oink-tee oink-tee-oink

(Verse 3)
sometimes it can be rough, so try to look to the positive
if you were ever caught in a snow storm
well the skinny kids would be frozen
and youâd still be nice and warm
and if anyone kicked your fat ass over-board
well you wouldnât even need your life jacket on
cause fat floats! cause fat floats!
and if youâre ever feeling a little bit deprived
well you can always play with your own little titties!
cause fatâs fun! cause fatâs fun!

(Chorus A)

(Out-tro)
iâm just a lonely little fat kid



Be Never Lonely
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
another song about being lonely
another day wishing someone was here to hold me
who you are Iâm not quite sure
I hope youâre real nice, and not a real big whore

(Verse 2)
what ever happened to all the ladies who wanted me
oh thatâs right they were never there, it was a figment of my imagination sorry
but I donât think I am asking for to much
just want a lady who...

(Chorus A)
loves me! and needs me! and believes me!
and never deceives me
and loves me! and holds me! and knows me!
occasionally blows me
and loves and makes me be never lonely
and make me be never lonely agian

(Verse 3)
now I donât think that I am such a bad guy
just want a girl with great big, huge
bright, beautiful eyes
and a smile that can make any man go wild
and a girl whoâs as beautiful on the inside

and a girl who can laugh at all my stupid jokes
even when I climb trees naked
and act, I act like a big dope

(Chorus B)
cause I wanna treat you like gold, yeah! yeah!
I wanna treat you like gold, yeah, yeah,yea,yeah!
I wanna treat you like gold, oh yeah!
please let me treat you like gold

I wanna treat you like ka-ca-ga .. ca, goa.. gold!
please let me treat you like ca, ka gacagagolgolcacaggggooolllddd!



Crystal Ball
Written by Ry Williams

(Chorus)
my crystal ball ainât working like it used to
the calibration is way off, and I just want to see through
where my life is going, and where my life has been
I wish my crystal ball was working, fuck, you used to be a good friend

(Bridge)
now I walk with no guidance,and I slip down every hole
thanks a lot for your silence, you dip-shit ass-hole

(Verse 1)
and you know that I tried to fix you
make you shinny and new
yet you stay so cloudy on me
next time Iâm polishing you with my do-do-do-doddlydo my do-do dodollydo
next time Iâm polishing you with my do-do my dodododallydo

(Chorus)

(Verse 2)
when did you become such a miser
you greedy, gressy little ball
I know that youâre just laughing at me
and I canât take it anymore
I wonder if you predicted
your own demise
cause if you donât start cooperating
what Iâm going to do should be no surprise
what Iâm going to do should be no surprise
what Iâm going to do should be no surprise
what Iâm going to do should be no surprise! Yeah!

(Chorus x2)


Complain
Written by Ry Williams

(Verse 1)
I complain that, I complain too much
what I have is too much, and never enough
running lonely circles in far land places
wondering if all my efforts are wasted
try to touch the world with and open heart
smack down on the table, bleeding, split it apart
try so hard to make things work
destine to fail from the first

(Verse 2)
chasing rainbows for a pot of gold
the rainbows what I wanted if the truth be told
canât quite tell how it will unfold
blind man on an unfamiliar road
relight the ashes of a dream gone cold
one look in the mirror, fuck I got old
canât quite tell how it will unfold
blind man on an unfamiliar road
itâs lame to tell a story thatâs already been told
and itâs hard to sell a soul that already been sold

(Repeat verse 1)


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