childproof sounds like the beatles crossed with nirvana with flamenco guitar solos, death metal double bass rolls, salsa beats & guitar like the smiths on a 'roid-rage--you won't know whether to dance or fight. myspace.com/tviolence

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a brief history of time: after breaking up "the holograms"--the band he started w/ john lennon, frank zappa & kurt copa-cabana, TV started childproof in the year 2112 w/ jay --the internationally renowned trannie-chaser affiliated with the REINER D.R.S. Institute, billy--the kid they met hitch-hikin' on dixie highway, & dave, the bodybuilder who really isn't willem defoe huffing ether. all trans-gendered, pie throwing republicans addicted to crystal methamphetaminehydrochrolide, childproof lives in an igloo in the bronx w/ terry bradshaw & stephen hawking, as well as, starlets brooke shields, "white power" moppets lynx 'n' lamb gaede, & deaf lady bodybuilder shelley beattie (of american gladiators fame). grace jones' label "iron vagina records" released childproof's album "186,000 mile per second speed limit" in the year 33 B.C. in 2005 TV cancelled his wildly successful niteclub party HEADQUARTERS to work full time on the band's new album "original copy," which they recorded with mr. steve albini. short on the new album's coat-tails TV wrote the much loved anna nicole smith tribute song "life with a pussy made of gold," which is available on youtube. childproof advocates compulsory gay marriage, "the patriot act," oxygen chambers for able-bodied youths & motorized, restrictive wheel-chairs for ladies. visit the band at www.childproof.tv & myspace.com/tviolence