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MP3 The Rexter - Wholly Crap

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  • Sunny Day At the Beach
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  • Mom Traded My Dads Harley For a Kirby
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  • Addicted to Corn
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  • Im a Criminal
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  • Fecal Matter Happens
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  • They Named Me Richard Edward, Dick Ed Fer Short
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  • Hokey Pokey
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  • If God Had a Body
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  • You Better Learn to Speak Spanish
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  • The Very Best Part About Pickin Yer Nose
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  • Letem Eat Sand
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  • I Love My Government
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  • The Turd That Just Wont Flush
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  • Church and Hate
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  • Grandmas New Bikini
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Contact Seller: music, CDbaby reseller USA, Member since 06/19/2005
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(ID 1849127)
Comedy music with an edge. Similar to Jim Stafford, Ray Stevens, or Roger Miller on LSD.

15 MP3 Songs
COUNTRY: Country Rock, ROCK: Americana



Details:
I first seen The Rexter in a cheesy bar in Anchorage Alaska. - -- He cracked me up⦠especially when he laughed so hard he fell off the stage⦠and it was his own joke⦠The guy just likes to have a good time and his music shows it. -- -- How many songwriters do you know that would write a song about picken yer nose⦠-- Everyone wants to write the next big hit, but not Rex. He just wants to make people smile and get through the day. Rex, you did itâ¦
Tom Elam, St Maryâs Mission, Anchorage, Alaska

I met Rex under a bridge in El Paso⦠Back then he was callin himself Juan, but I think he was just tryin to fit in⦠He was always big with the ladies. I didnât like him much, but I hung around him cause he was always able to get the old gals hangin out around the fire, to hang out around the fire, if ya know what I meanâ¦--- ---- I aint got a cd player, so I havenât heard his cd, but I remember laughin my ass off at some of his songs. But then, after a bottle or two of MD 20-20 I even think Iâm funny⦠-- ---- So I canât really recommend buyin the album⦠Probly be a better idea to just wait and pick it up at the Goodwill. Thatâs what Iâm doinâ¦
Skinny Kenny, Newport, Oregon


When Rex asked me if Iâd write somethin for his album I didnât know what to say⦠Iâve known this guy for 100 years, and I love him like a brother, but I think he sings off key once in awhile. -- -- Ive been doin karaoke for quite awhile, and they always clap for me, big time⦠-- --- Once I did one of his songs, and Iâm sorry, but I think I kicked his assâ¦â¦You shoulda heard 'em. They loved me!!
Frenchy, The Bay Haven, Newport, Oregon


His sign reading âwill work for sexâ struck me funny, so when I got up to the stop sign I already had a dollar readyâ¦â "A dollar", he said, "You cheap sob, give me 3 more and you can have one of these cassettes I recorded on Mississippi Slim's cassette recorder down at the Blue Eagle Saloon"⦠-- ---- âIâm goodâ he said. ⦠"Youâll like it.. If not, next time ya come back through, Iâll give ya yer money back." Next time I came by I gave him a $20⦠This is the best album Iâve heard in years.
Bill Liar, Attorney at Law - Portland,Oregon


He was dirty and looked like he hadnât shaved his head in days. We get all kinds here, but Please, it was Thanksgiving, you could clean up a little, even for a free dinnerâ¦---- --- But, then after he shoveled down half our week's groceries, he broke out his guitar, and praise the Lord, there was one song I really liked. Somethin about picken yer nose⦠Oh gosh⦠Donât even tell the priestâ¦. Sister Mary Elephant


I was just browsing on cdbaby.com and came across this person called âThe Rexterâ. After reading some of the song titles, I had to take a listen. I must say I was pleasantly surprised⦠-- -- Itâs not what I normally listen to, but some of it is really funny⦠OK, most of it is really funnyâ¦.
âSunny Day at the Beachâ is my new favorite song⦠-- -- --- I could do without that ânose picking songâ, but the rest of the album is great. -- -- -- Just between me and you--I like it.
Senator Janet Fullakrauppe⦠Washington D.C.


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