This album is loaded with funny situations and true to life problems with neat arrangements to interest the crankiest people and tickle their funny bone.

10 MP3 Songs
COUNTRY: Contemporary Country, COUNTRY: Traditional Country



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this is a fun album from beginning to the end. there is
going to be something you'll laugh about in each song and
at times you'll laugh all time the song is playing. we had
fun writing the songs. the artist and musicians laughed
all the time they were recording. we know you will too.

pinto beans ... is all about what happens to you after you eat
the beans and how you can control certain situations by eating them. you just never knew how important it was to
eat a plate of pinto beans. this is your opportunity to learn.

oh my achin' back ... everybody at one time or another has an achin' back. there are many ways to throw it out
of whack. this song will enlighten you to many of the
different ways. very educational.

time change ... i hate time change and believe everybody
else hates time change. why don't they just leave the
time alone? when you get accustomed to one time ... they
change it again. half of the time you're all upset, sleepy and grouchy. day light saving times a time i wish
we never had.

how i need you ... there are many ways to need someone.
like a hole in the head. like a mouse needs a cat .
like a football center needs a baseball bat. like a gambler needs a tip to lose ... like a misister need a
case of booze .. there are many more ways in this song.

collusion ... hit wuz a bad wreck.
the flippin' & floppin' kinda skunt up pa. skunt up his
head made a lump like a aig .. squshed in his nose and bunged up hie laig. pa's awful squeeling wuz all i heered.
never learnt how he lost his beard. hit's a reel corney
country collusion story with reel corney country music.

crazy about his muscache ... caroline harkness sings about
her true love with a little black fuzzy mustache. she's so
afraid somebody will try to steal his man. if it wasn't for
just one thing she wouldn't like him much. she so crazy about his little black fuzzy mustache because his mustache tickles her.

mail man ... he comes by each day and over half of his mail belongs to me ... there are papers, circulars, magazines and letters 'bout schemes and schams and political go getters .. there are chain letters, contests, religious publications .. packages, greeting card and credit applications ... and a lot more. you know the
mail man brings some of the same mail to you. now you can sing about it.

me and my big mouth ... this song is about a big mouth
that bragged about everything he could do. he even bragged he had never lost a fight and he would challenge any one
no matter what their size. it didn't take him long to learn that wasn't very wise.

lucifer take my mate ... do you have a scolding wife who
causes you much strife? does she tell you you're a crank
and make you owe the bank? does she throw tantrums like a child and drive you wild? if you do you'll appreciate this
song .. ole lucifer is on your side.

running every night ... when bed time comes do you try to
make your blood shot eyes stay wide a wake? because when
you give in to sleep you're in trouble eyeball deep? are
bullets whizzing by your head? do you have enemies who want you dead? you're in trouble but you can be saved.
this song will tell you how.