Henry Potty and the Pet Rock: An Unauthorized Harry Potter Parody

Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and its not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpys pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for Americas Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snorts dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? Theres only one way to know   Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.  Now available in paperback from www.HarryPotterParody.com or your favorite store!   An easy afternoon's read, enjoyable and quirky...If you're in the mood for a silly farce it'll be perfect, and even if you aren't it'll still be fun. Burning Void Reviews   Any resemblance to a certain wildly successful fantasy novel is purely the author's intentionI haven't laughed out loud so much since reading Bored of the Rings. Readers Robot   Children of all ages (including adults) will adore this hilarious parody! Kathy Boswell, President of Reviewers International Organization


Review: An absolutely witty satire: Frankel somehow brings the characters above and beyond what you would expect as you laugh your way through the book. Silly, senseless, and totally nuts: you cannot help but enjoy the ride  Beverly Pechin, Reader Views Unless you just crawled out from a cave after hibernating for 20 years you have to have heard about Harry Potter and all his glory. Now pretend that Weird Al Yankovich and J.K. Rowling hooked up to create a book. What would you have? You'd have âHenry Potty and the Pet Rock.â  An absolutely hilarious take on the Harry Potter stories, Frankel takes a stab at recreating a similar story line but with a few wackier characters and events. A parody like no other I've ever seen in literature, you will chuckle and laugh until your belly hurts! Characters that are just plain silly and fun create a story line that makes one take a second look at the Potter series and say "Hmmm, I wonder if J.K. Rowling ever thought of it that way". As the main character, Henry Potty takes on a series of strange events to create a silly story told much to the likes of anyone that's a kid at heart. Not limited to just a youngsterâs read, adults will enjoy this take on the magical world our own kids seem obsessed with as Henry joins the ranks of fellow pranksters and goofballs at Chickenfeet Academy.  An absolutely witty satire: Frankel somehow brings the characters above and beyond what you would expect as you laugh your way through the book. Silly, senseless, and totally nuts: you cannot help but enjoy the ride as you sit back and read âHenry Potty and the Pet Rock.â If you have a Harry Potter fan at home, they'll be amused at the parodies. If you have a Harry Potter nay-sayer at home, they'll love the comical jabs. And if you simply want a good laugh, you'll enjoy every page! Truly for kids of all ages, 2 to 222!    

Author / Editor: Frankel, Valerie

Category: Humor

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