Have a laugh while kicking back to this country spin on outrageous lawyers. "They'll hit you with their legal fees, drop you with their legalese, and leave you stranded on the street standing on your knees, Nobody wins if you've gotta get a lawyer. "

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COUNTRY: Country Rock, COUNTRY: Modern Country



Details:
From presidential elections to your local neighborhood, the lawyers are always in the mix. "Lawyers on the Loose" is the wildly hilarious take on the legal profession. It comes from Southern Express, which is Dan Napolitano and Dave Dodd. The track features Mike Aldridge on pedal steel and a cast of top notch session cats. It was recorded at legendary Bias Studios by Jim Robeson and mastered at Wolf Productions by Bill Wolf.

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Lawyers on the Loose:
Youâll never love a lawyer until you need one
But if you do, get ready to bleed son
Thereâs nothing so unkind as a legal mind
Iâll give you three reasons why.
Theyâll hit you with their legal fees,
Drop you with their âlegaleseâ
And leave you stranded on the street
Standing on your knees (chorus)

Chorus:
Nobody wins if youâve gotta get a lawyer
Iâve always liked Huck Finn, I never liked Tom Sawyer
Greed will disrupt folksâ lives and bankrupt the truth
Ainât nobody safe with a Lawyer on the Loose

Your neighbor complains that your dog barks and hollers
His lawyer wants to sue you for a million dollars
So they swear in affidavits and file a brief
Lord itâs time for reform; we need some relief (chorus)

Bridge:
Thereâs nothing so unkind as a legal mind
If it does have a heart itâs too hard to find
They say that justice should be blind
But lawyers always seem to see the bottom line

Now we all understand that order is preserved
When laws are established, respected and observed
We have no complaints with lawyers just and fair
Only with those who take more than their share (chorus)

Coda:
I swear by God thereâs only one truth
Ainât nobody safe with a lawyer on the loose