HELP ME SPREAD THIS BRAND NEW STYLE OF HALLOWEEN MUSIC. I'M CALLING THE ALBUM AND THE STYLE, HALLOWMONIUM...AND IT'S GOING TO BE HALLOWEEN SOON. SO ALL YOU LIKER'S OF STRANGE MUSIC...

6 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Goth, LATIN: Latin Jazz



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COME ON IN AND ENJOY WEIRD MUSIC WITH ME. YOU SEE, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH THE HARMONIUM AND THIS MUSIC IS KIND OF HARD TO CATEGORIZE, BECAUSE IT HAS FOLK QUALITIES, WORLD QUALITIES AND HALLOWEEN QUALITIES, YET IT'S DIFFERENT THEN ALL THOSE THINGS AT LEAST TO SOME DEGREE. IT'S WORTH HAVING, IF ANYTHING TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS. PEOPLE HAVE SAID IT'S 'UNIQUE' ON MANY OCASIONS, SO IF YOU LIKE ORIGINALITY THEN THIS MIGHT JUST BE FOR YOU.


OKAY, MOVING RIGHT ALONG. HERE IS AN ANSWER TO SOME OF THE MOST COMMONLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE HARMONIUM:

WHAT IS A HARMONIUM? I'm glad you asked. The best way that 'I' could describe a harmonium is...a horizontal wooden accordion with testicles.

WHY TESTICLES DAVID? Well young one, I say 'testicles' because the sound is far deeper than the accordian, and much less 'brassy.' You can really hear the wood too. Many say it's a wonderful sounding instrument. If you hate the accoridan, you'll love the harmonium. Some have compared it to the sound of a church pipe organ. For an instrument that weighs less than 10 pounds, the sound is gigantic.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE HARMONIUM DAVID! Okay, friend Skywalker. THIS WEIRD AND STRANGELY WONDERFUL instrument was originally a Celtic instrument that had wooden legs. After the EUROPEANS Colonized India, the Indians took off the legs, because during their religious rituals they sat on the ground, thus making it also, more light and portable.

WE'RE STARTING TO GET BORED DAVID. TELL US WHY THIS ALBUM IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO BUY... (?)


Hallowmonium is the only existing Halloween CD as it currently stands, with original songs played entirely on HARMONIUM. The words are very artistic, poetic yet dark and even funny at times. Intentionally abrasive in a musical sense, the raw unplugged nature of the music offers its own particular mystique. For trivia: The two biggest influences on this CD are Tim Burton and Pink Floyd. You won't have to listen all that hard to hear them.

NOW IF THAT DOESN'T DO IT FOR YOU:.) Here's why you need to get yourself a copy of this CD. This is a first run. That means that if this unique style of music does catch on, you've got financial bragging rights. You can say, "Yeah, I bought Hallowmonium before Hallowmonium was cool. Yup, back when this guy was just some obscure artist on cdbaby.com." Think about it. Yeah, that's right, now take the gamble. The worst that can happen is you lose a few bucks, but you might just have a damn peice of history. You just damn might. And if you disagree, buy it to make fun of me, I don't give a fuck. I'm a musical whore. Invest.


C L A Y-----A N I M A T I O N:

...PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ANY MUSIC/FILM STUDIOS THAT PRODUCE CLAY ANIMATION. THESE SONGS ARE AMAZINGLY VISUAL. WOULDN'T THEY BE GREAT FOR CLAY ANIMATION? STUDENT'S ARE ALSO WELCOME TO USE THESE AT NO COST. Just use the email function if you're interested.


ROYALTY FREE: Any independent films/shorts or radio stations/Podcasts that wish to use any material or portions of are welcome to do so royalty free just as long as and only as long as they give me David Hatfield the credit for writing the specific musical material used. Consider this paragraph as your permission. Just print it as proof.


NOTE: PLEASE READ REVIEWS FROM THE BOTTOM UP OR THEY WILL MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.


PS Sorry again for the Latin Jazz inacuracy, but it gets people to the site and it's worth the trade off.

CHECK OUT THIS LINK: [TAKE THE TIME IT'S WORTH IT]

http://halloween.sitenation.com/site/lndb/go/1104357066




IMPORTANT NOTE: check out these gothic horror cinematic soundscapes: FRANK PETRUCELLI/ PETRUCELLI PRODUCTIONS MORBID MELODIES

Also

SOBODA MUSIC: SCREAM IN THE DARK. You'll enjoy these tales of folklore and Macabre.

CHECK OUT THIS LINK(OH JUST COPY IT TO YOUR BROWSER, DON'T GET LAZY ON ME):rustyknife.net/mainframe.php









...OH and I know it's nothing near rock, but it does have gothic qualities, so close enough. I call it creative marketing.


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