MP3 The Ballbusters - Screwing With the Illegals

Prank phone calls, as funny as any you will ever hear, you will have to pull your car over to listen, otherwise you will crash.

18 MP3 Songs
SPOKEN WORD: Prank Calls

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THE BALLBUSTERS: THE FUNNIEST CD IN THE HISTORY OF LAUGHTER

The Boston Ballbusters were formed in 2007 to combat the illegal alien problem in the United States of America, or as Miss South Carolina so eloquently put it, âU.S. Americansâ. As the illegals poured over the border at a record clip, comedians Paul Nardizzi, Artie Januario, Jim Cahillane and Tom Dustin gathered together near a hole in the fence somewhere in southwest Texas and pondered how they could make a difference. After many hours of soul searching the group ran out of bottles to throw and decided this battle needed to be fought with technology. Stepping over several maimed Mexicans, they headed to a nearby phone booth and made their first prank call to a Mexican restaurant in El Paso. The distraught owner screaming on the other end of the line confirmed the groupâs decision. A 24/7 harassing of the nationâs illegal waiters, busboys, donut shop workers and hotel maids ensued by the telemarketing team at Ballbusters Inc. If you have an immigrant problem, join the battle and take to the phones. Think not what you can do for your country, but rather how many prank phone calls you can make to crooked Mexican, Chinese, and Indian bastards who earn 3 dollars an hour, reek of body odor, and barely speak English. Together we can make a difference!


About the Ballbusters:
Paul Nardizzi is a comedian from Boston who has made numerous appearances on Conan OâBrien, Comedy Centralâs Shorties, The Best Damn Sports Show Period, and is the author of 602 Reasons to be Pissed Off. His goal is to make crank calling an art form. Paul disdains the current state of lame comedy on TV, and guarantees this album will have you laughing so hard youâll crash your automobile, hopefully through the storefront of a 7 Eleven.
Tom Dustin is a veteran of the Boston scene, and has been breaking peopleâs balls since he was in high school. He lives in Everett, which is actually pronounced Brazil.
Artie Januario is a killer comic who slays everywhere he goes. His track on the album ranks up there with the greatest calls of all time.
Jim Cahillane, a former U.S. Marine, performs all over New England, kills on stage and has plans to kill people off of it as well. He is the best unknown comedian in the country.