Carbon Dating The Masses By Jason Galore

Jason Galore first sprang to life as an entity on the back lots of the TV show Mystery Science Theatre 3000. What followed was a barrage of meaningless career choices including pizza delivery, book sales, photography, acting, motorcycle safety, and a brief stint as the CEO of a small corporation. He's played in numerous bands and written such famous works as Half the World Away, Rocket to Riyadh, and Jason Galore vs. The Cybermen. He currently resides somewhere in the continental United States and although not always sure of his surroundings, he's quite certain that he really does exist. Everyone else, however...