Country folk humor that will make you laugh and cry at the same time.

1 MP3 Songs
COUNTRY: Country Folk, FOLK: Drinking Songs

Details:
Main vocal and guitar by alan ross haynes.
Vocal Harmony by Melissa Mann Holland.
Banjo by Phil Teumin.
Recorded live at Wintersongs 2008 by Bill Nedela.
Mastered by Mark Dann.

Clothespin On Your Nose
Copyright 2008 alan ross haynes

Verse 1: Corporations and other interest groups

Buy candidatesâ favors with their loot

Special interests line their pockets, itâs a racket

They should wear their sponsorsâ names on their jackets (to chorus)

Chorus: Put a clothespin on your nose and vote

Weâre all in the same sinking boat

Itâs election time, a time to be endured

Time to choose between garbage and manure

Verse 2: Good staff writers, strong personalities

Help candidates sell generalities

Theyâre educated, polished upper class

But they still donât know their elbow from their (appendix) (to chorus)

Bridge: So we choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee

To be the next prostitute (pause) from Washington, D.C.
(to chorus)

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