Dating a married man

So you are young, single, and attractive and no doubt have many eligible men pursuing you. Be ready to cut my head off but I truly believe the problem with most these men is that if they aren't already married, there is probably something wrong with them. Experts claim that there are so many perfectly eligible single guys out there but have they dated any of these men they are piling into the eligible pool? Here are some problems my "total package" friends and I have come across:


No manners (blatant stuff you just can't ignore. taking calls during your date, etc)

Insensitive (my ex is crazy, you don't mind if I drink 5 beers at lunch, right?)

Baggage (I'm going through a custody battle right now, I have to live with my parents for the time being, it's only temporary)

Chauvinism (You're not voting for Hillary, right? You're not one of those kind of women that etc.)

Egotism (Calling you all the time like YOU have nothing better to do than jump every time they call & GOD FORBID you may be smart and dating others!)

Unavailable (I'm just waiting for the right person, I don't believe in marriage or won't do it again, I like to keep my options open, I'm a workaholic, etc)

Casanova (I'm never attracted to anyone else when I'm in a relationship, you're so gorgeous it hurts, I never cheat, do you? My last girlfriend did drugs, cheated, and used me)

Desperate (they barely know you but know they want to be with youI mean, you're great & you know it but the feeling you could probably have a ring on your finger in a month doesn't make you feel too special, does it?)

Selfish (talk most of the time, not really too concerned with your beliefs, your goals, your job, etc. these types assume whatever you think now will be converted later)

Sound familiar? After exhausting your time and energy treading water in that eligibility pool you begin to wonder if your standards are too high or if you've watched too many romance movies. You talk to your other friends and laugh about how you could write a book about all your common dating experiences and may even come to the conclusion that all these guys are just "immature" or maybe even older men are the answer.....