A thrilling punk rock adventure in prima-donna self-destruction and venue catastrophes. Pseudo-celebrity meltdown mixed with drama queen rivalry despair.

12 MP3 Songs in this album (32:38) !
Related styles: METAL/PUNK: American Punk, ROCK: Garage Rock

People who are interested in GG Allin Bloody Mess & The Skabs Beautiful Bert and The Lucious Ones should consider this download.


Details:
Caveman musicians complain that The Skabs have an unfair advantage over other bands.

They complain that their live internet SkabTV punk comedy show on Ustream is too technically misconstrued for them to imitate. They complain that The Skabs songs have âtoo many notesâ to be underground music. They donât understand how a talking crow and cooking aliens on the grill have anything to do with punk rock.

Some, who suddenly dredge up staunch conservative values from out of nowhere, ask if The Skabs are so depraved as to sing songs, without a single flutter of shame, about other musicians and call them as they see them. Like Carly said "I Bet You Think The Song Is About You!". While nobody will confuse Carly with The Skabs many confused individuals will think Skab songs are about them and cry foul.

Letâs ignore those complaints and get right down to the title âRevenge of the Skabsâ.

What is ârevengeâ?

Itâs an appropriate reaction to inappropriate behavior that remains oblivious to the effect itâs having on others. Payback. Even the score. Justice. What the Punk Rock Brotherhood is based upon in its relationship to stardom delusions and elitist posing.

Why would The Skabs seek ârevengeâ?

Maybe The Skabs still recall the canceling of their show at CBGB's and being discarded like rubbish?

Listen to this CD and the story shall be revealed in bloated grandeur. A thrilling adventure in prima-donna self-destruction and venue catastrophes. Pseudo-celebrity meltdown mixed with drama queen rivalry despair.

· Why would the mere rumor of this irritating and annoying CD be enough to spark accusations, confrontations, and violence?

· Why would just a glance at the back cover liner notes and parody photo cause fans to fear the satirical de-throning of their (currently) favorite extravagant rock icon?

· What is a âred wigglerâ and how old do you have to be to use one?

Unfortunately, we donât have the answers to these desperate questions now.

Perhaps the solution is to submit to this wild sound ensemble and let the lyrics do your thinking for you. Thatâs it. Listen to it. LOUD.

Let the vibrations and emotions conquer your self-esteem and make you squirm like a shriveled worm on a radar screen of nightmare grease.

Or join The Skabs in spreading the Skabademic . Discover why in a recent poll on their blog, The Skabs were voted âthe best punk band everâ ⦠and why NME (New Musical Express) archives all their music videos.

We sincerely appreciate Black and Blue Records for being so bold and visionary as to release this explosively controversial CD ⦠âRevenge of the Skabsâ.