By listening to this song, we guarantee you'll get what you want for Christmas.

1 MP3 Songs in this album (3:20) !
Related styles: ROCK: Classic Rock, ROCK: Comedy Rock

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What happens when a few rock n roll dinosaurs somehow escape the tar pit and refuse to go away and die? Well, it's likely that they'll find their way to a studio and create a stupid Christmas goof masterpiece and then try to hit you up for a buck, that's what. Now think about how much money you've already lost in the stock market this year. Is another dollar really going to make that much of difference to you? Isn't it worth a dollar to you if we somehow made you crack half a smile for half a second?

Here's what the artists themselves have to say about "Rooster X-Mas".

Kevin Humphris - "Our beautifully arranged âROOSTER X-MASâ brings you back to the sounds of yesteryear with all the warm-hearted holiday cheer we could muster. Gather the family together and listen with delight as Hosty weaves an enchanting Christmas tale that will remain in your hearts forever."

Hosty - "I'm not crazy about it. It's just okay. What I sang was too 80's and cliche and it's not funny enough. But don't listen to me, I hate everything". - Jimmy Hosty

Warren Hibbert III - "Snocap isn't working. Let's get it up on CD Baby as quickly as possible."

Kind of makes you want to give up that dollar, doesn't it? But wait. There's more!

Before you part with your precious dollar, we're going to share with you this exclusive sneak preview to the lyrics of "Rooster X-Mas".

--- Lyrics ---

Santa when you asked me
As I sat on your lap, you jolly slob
What I want for Christmas, I said
Hold back your chubby, just need a job

The wife and kids have a list
Of all the crap I can't afford
Truck stop cash for turning tricks
I'll be riding on a big yule log

I don't want Christmas, Not this Year
Can't Afford Christmas, No Holiday Cheer
If Fat Boy Lands On The Roof Of My Home
I'll rip off his knickers and kick him in the stones

So this Christmas morning
Where the presents should be found
I'm beneath the tree in a pool of vomit
No miracle I let them down - THANKS SANTA

I don't want Christmas, Not this Year
Can't Afford Christmas, No Holiday Cheer
If Fat Boy Lands On The Roof Of My Home
I'll rip off his knickers and kick him in the stones

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I don't want Christmas, Not this Year
Can't Afford Christmas, No Holiday Cheer
If Fat Boy Lands On The Roof Of My Home
I'll rip off his knickers and kick him in the stones

I'll slap that stupid, silly, red-suit-wearing,
White-bearded, jolly creme puff!
And I'll choke his reindeer to death!
I'll piss on his elves!
Die! - You ruined my life you fat slob!

--- End Of Lyrics ---

Doesn't it bring a tear to your eye? Come on, guys. Give up the dollar, download it to your iPod and play it for your kids until they cry. Now that's a good time right there.

This year we are begging for a dollar. Next year we may have to move in with you. So, before you turn us down, think real hard if you want a bunch of dysfunctional Rock n Rollers showing up at your door with their stupid gear and having a never ending sleepover jam party. Yeah, FUN!