Acoustic folk pop electro songy songs

10 MP3 Songs
FOLK: Modern Folk, FOLK: Folk Pop



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Some things are born in strands, like hair, DNA and guitar strings. Two out of three isnât bad. So Iâm bald. So what? If people would stop making an issue of it, I wouldnât have to spend this valuable CD Baby selling space on a soapbox. Iâll step off it now. Iâm sorry.

Iâm not sorry. I like being bald. It is very fuel efficient, in this age of escalating gas prices. Crude oil is $68.40 a barrel as I write this, according to Bloomberg, whoever that is, whatever that means. But I donât care. The aerodynamic qualities of my head increase fuel efficiency.

I have a green 1978 Honda Scooter known as The Hopper. When I ride, I wear a sleek black helmet that makes me look like the Great Gazoo on the Flintstones. The redundancy is striking. Iâve got a pretty hard head. A bald one. Sleek. Dinnerâs Club, baby.

Apartment is just 20 minutes long. Itâs pretty aerodynamic. If youâve read this far, I must say I appreciate your attention, which is at least as valuable as crude oil. Speaking of crude, well, I wonât go there. But I will thank you for your attention.