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MP3 Lori Ludy - I Won't Be On A Tether For Christmas This Year
Hilarious song about attempting to avoid jail time at Christmas with flimsy promises for a calmer, gentler holiday season, this time without handcuffs, breathalyzers, and ransacked nativity scenes
1 MP3 Songs in this album (2:27) !
Related styles: Holiday: Pop, Jazz: Retro Swing, Mood: Funny
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"I won''t be on a tether for Christmas this year" is an anthem for those who wind up celebrating too hard and have to spend yet another Christmas in the slammer. With past antics, described in great detail, we remember the holidays with a note of misguided sentimentality and promises of reformation. No "Ho Ho holding cell" is waiting under the tree this year.
Guaranteed to put a smile on every Scrooge, Grinch, and general malcontented misfit on your list.
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