MP3 Team Facelift - Mixtape Vol. 1
"Rappers who ride horses naked. Elton john thugs."
"Team Facelift rap music is perfect listening for: shaving your legs. riding a horse naked with some alcoholic Native Americans. passed out in the gutter wearing a lobster bib and holding an empty bag
19 MP3 Songs
HIP HOP/RAP: Rap, HIP HOP/RAP: Hip Hop
Team Facelift is a New York-bred rap group consisting of three rappers: Machine, Fat Jew, and Alden Pact(aka Karim Shallah or Ginger Ale); one producer, Tommy Mas; and Zake, who sometimes plays the keyboard.
Our aim is basically to do to rap what Elton John did to being gay.
We are in full support of: not giving a fuck, our moms, Dipset, silent investors, groupies, the qu''ran, Wu-Tang Clan, transvestites, Jews, Asian men, Energy 69, dancing, knife fights, getting attention, crack, dust, spanish girls, Dr. Malachi York, public access television, manicures, jail rape, sponsors, dropping out of high school, going to college, AIDS jokes, our albums, love, dressing like Ray Romano, getting fucked up, New York, East Elmhurst, Center Street, Jay Street, Grand Concourse, church ave, vermillia, audobon, jamaica ave, 109 and Second. 101st and Lex, 94th and cracksterdam, 89th and Madison, hating on tourists who live in Brooklyn, friends, godbodies, our legal team, the gutter, Dominique Wilkens''s flat-top, loofas, eye contact, Philipinos, getting dusted, tangerine bathrobes, looseys, reading the Post, shitty rap, meeting up with people to talk, sniffing blow, pinky rings, dames, piss, mechanical parts, starched collars, learning new things, rap music, blood sweat and tears, dudes who weep, white people, running trains, slam dancing/mosh pits, selling drugs, exciting activites, shame, trust falls, beating up other rappers, beating on girls, people who listen to our music and parents, thugging it, hustling everything from nude photos to overpriced bags of chronic, frantically screaming at relatives, lying to girls, tasteful floral arraingments, stealing, gonzo pornography, loosey spots from seven deuce to two fifth, emotions, hitting anyone with a bottle, firing managers, touching, hiring lawyers to review criminal cases, being charming, Central bookings in all five boroughs, wearing powdered wigs, selling out and shitting on Hip Hop in general, embarassing our families by squeezing our dicks on stage, riding horses in the nude, embarrassing our families, sweating/vomiting profusely, hypocrites, rape pain repeat, regal riding jackets, street mixtapes, the whole Park ave., 5th avenue from 61st street to 96th street only, believers/fans, strip malls, vasoline, people who want to get put on because they think we will be famous, idiots, eating things you''re supposed to drink, being depressed, frenzied behavior, old-timey stuff, Jewish girls from Long Island, shrimp in baskets, bowties, depression, cheap champagne.