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Tell the holidays to JINGLE THIS: hear the un-holiday album that was played on Dr. Demento and at the world-famous Second City. Includes "Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping" and "Smokin' The Mistletoe."

14 MP3 Songs
POP: Quirky, POP: Beatles-pop


"...low comedy, parody, biting social commentary and
just-plain-weird-assed wackjobbery." -Splendid Zine

As heard on Dr. Demento and at Chicago's Second City, Beatnik Turtle's "Un-Holiday" opus "Santa Doesn't Like You" is bursting with 14 original songs that incorporate the band's knack for contagious melodies, clever wordplay, and varied musical styles.

From the quirky "Coed Naked Drunk Christmas Shopping" to "Take It Down" -- a song that one reviewer called " inspired dressing-down of the neighborhood yutz who can't seem to take down his Christmas decorations 'til May."

Beatnik Turtle delivers some memorable holiday juxtapositions, including the requisite visit from St. Nick, in the epic story song "Smokin' The Mistletoe," that recounts what happens when you don't just say "No!" to mistletoe.

If the holiday "cheer" has pushed you to the point of punching out the nearby Salvation Army bell-ringer, then Beatnik Turtle's "Santa Doesn't Like You" is for you.

"Santa Doesn't Like You" makes the perfect un-holiday gift and is a fun alternative to same old music that's overplayed each season.


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