The JetWay Is Not a Gangplank, Humorous Tips To Cure Your Fear of Flying:
Quickly cure your fear of flying with these humorous tips and stories; learn about how airplanes fly, what to expect, and much more! 30 illustrated pages. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!
Section I: Humorous Tips (p.3)
Section II: Practical Tips (p. 6)
Section III: Educational (p. 9)
Section IV: Flying Funnies (p. 15-24)
Morris and Gertrudes $50 flight,
Airplane and flying humorous quotes,
Actual laws from variety of places in the U.S.,
(yes, theyre real)
Pilot humor,
Why Americans should never be allowed to travel.

Section V: Fear of Flying Websites, Books, Courses and Workshops (p. 25)
Section VI: Lets Buzz Taj Mahal! (p. 27)

My flying experiences:
Yea! No waiting at the gate. (Section III, p. 9)
Punching through a mean thunder cell! (p. 26)
When I met my Waterloo (p. 27)
San Francisco or bust (p. 32)

My grandfather didnt like being higher off the ground than his horses saddle, . . . . .