MP3 e-Funnies Eclectric Humor Watercooler Band - e-funnies: Great Jokes From the Internet
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46 MP3 Songs
SPOKEN WORD: Comedy
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DECEMBER 6, 2005!!!
October 24, 2005 NEWS!!!! Starting TODAY!!!
"efunnies" TO WEAR, DRINK FROM, OR PUT ON
YOUR BUMPER, etc., etc!
Thanks to all who answered our poll asking what "efunnies!" you'd like to have available on (dare we use the word????) "merchandise".
When we considered what you all wanted, and what was practical to do, we wound up with much of what you can hear on "efunnies!" Volume #1, track #44, "What'd he say?" (you can go to the track selection at the left to listen to a sample). MANY more will come in the future... so keep watching here... and there!
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you'll find a selection of high-quality items (cafepress does great work!) which we thought best displayed the humor a lot of people have liked here, and which you might like as gifts to others or for yourself, for any occasion or for no occasion and just for fun, for the too-quickly coming 2005 Holiday season, whatever, to share a good laugh with the people you know... mugs, mouse pads, t-shirts and other clothing, postcards, bumper stickers, etc., etc.
If you'd like other items in cafepress' extensive list of offerings which we don't show as "efunnies!" selections, let us know and we'll bring 'em online fast! Just e-mail us here - or there - and tell us which others you'd like.
We sincerely hope you enjoy THIS way of laughing with us and sharing our humor with your own friends co-workers, and family! WE think they're a riot! And remember, it all IS to laugh!
(7/25/05) MORE "efunnies!" ARE ON THE WAY!!!!
Encouraged in good part by the wonderful reception "efunnies!" have had and CONTINUE to receive (response is GROWING!) here on cdbaby, we're excited to be announcing that production has begun on MORE (we're not telling how many more albums, but it's more than just one!) We're hoping to have the new addition(s) available WELL in time for Christmas.
Cheers! The Band...
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What are "efunnies!" all about???
FROM OUR CD INSERT...
"No one stands around the office water cooler and tells each other jokes or laughs about what they saw on the Tonight show anymore..." Ellie lamented one day.
"By God... she's RIGHT!" I thought... only dimly remembering what a water cooler was and not much more certain that, conducting my business more and more over the Internet as the years had flown by, I even remembered clearly what an "office" was, it having been so long since I'd been in one...
"That's why I forward all the humor and other interesting e-mails I get from people," she continued. "It's like the 'net has become a big water cooler where we share."
And she had, too. Over the time I'd known and worked with her, Ellie and I had been swapping all manner of funny and otherwise interesting things we'd received from other friends and colleagues on the Internet. Hundreds of e-mails of greater or lesser import... most of them humorous and of highly varied nature... material that had initiated who-knows-where and circulated around the country or around the world via computer from user to user... so much material, in fact, that we'd both been impressed by the realization that the Internet had become a repository of treasures of individual creativity and wit (or, as Ben Franklin might have said, "The Devil's playground"). It has also become--given the ever increasing and broadening cross-section of the population to whom it was available and put it to use for these purposes--an increasingly telling and valuable source for peering into and gauging the mood and concerns of the nation through its native "shoot from the hip," "off the cuff" humor, observations, and other writing, political correctness be damned.
In short order, our own love of repeating these "e-funnies" to each other out loud and to friends and family who hadn't heard or seen them gave birth to the idea that a collection of this entertaining material, spoken aloud (or performed for an audience, as in radio shows of days gone by) and recorded on CDs or cassette tapes could be... just might be... a new reservoir of comedy to make us all laugh and improve our lives with humor...the very humor that sprang so spontaneously from the midst of our population itself, not from paid, professional writers. We presented the idea to a number of acquaintances of equally loose comedic standards (and ease of laughter) whom we thought might enjoy being "voices" in this new kind of vaudevillian effort, a couple "professional" but mostly not...and proposed that we give the idea a shot and see what happened.
This CD is the result.
Please keep in mind as you listen to the "e-funnies" we've chosen to present for your enjoyment here, that we never intended this as a truly professional production. We wanted to sound like the bunch of amateurs we are... "just folk"... who might, indeed, be your office mates standing around that proverbial water cooler sharing a joke-delightfully poor regional and foreign accents and all. We wanted only to share our mirth with you, as though you were right there with this wonderfully warm, ordinary group of people who gathered together to do this for the sheer fun of it--and to give you something to laugh at, even if it were only us and our presentation. It's all just to laugh!
Please know, too, that we have done our best to weed out and NOT to include material here that was obviously written professionally by anyone for any purpose like a television show or any other recording. "Attribution" of authorship of the material we have chosen is impossible to ascertain, given the way material comes through on the Internet. If we've offended anyone's sense of "ownership" here, we apologize in advance, and state clearly and loudly that as far as we could tell, ALL of this "material" resides in the public domain. All WE did was to put our stamp on it by virtue of recording it in the way that we have. We don't seek or claim "ownership" of the material itself, nor have any desire to copyright it... jokes, "funnies"... all of this... are to be shared and hopefully repeated over and over just to get a laugh. It's good for the soul--and good for the world. We DO claim "ownership" of this recording and of the material AS recorded... but hey... we gotta get back the money we shelled out to produce this thing from SOME where! LOL!
More than anything else... we hope you enjoy this. We did--that's why we included everything you'll hear here(HERE! HERE!)If not... well...I guess you just had to be there...
and Ellie Dahlin
The e-Funnies Eclectric Humor Water Cooler Band
Gale E. B. Freeman
SPECIAL THANKS TO THE REAL PROFESSIONALS WHO TRIED THEIR BEST TO HELP US:
Roger LaVallee - recording/mixing Master Supreme, at Tremolo Studios
Joani Ellis - Graphic design and illustration
Recorded at Tremolo Studios during the summer of 2003. Any similarity between the work presented here and
professional humor is entirely coincidental (but very flattering!)
© 2003 by The e-Funnies Eclectric Humor Water Cooler Band and Scriveners LLC. All rights reserved. Copyright refers to the name, concept, verbal delivery, artwork and cover design.
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