MP3 Prison Mattress - Painfully Stained
An album to spring your buddies out of jail to. Southern comedy served up with an insanely twisted sense of humor.
10 MP3 Songs
COUNTRY: Country Rock, SPOKEN WORD: Comedy
Just a few Virginia boys who enjoy making people laugh.
Goldy Ramada and Lonesome Blandford were convicted of breaking and entering with intent to commit armed robbery. The crime was foiled when the two forgot to cut the panty hose in two which led to them bumbling around the convenience store untill the pressure on their necks became too much. Paramedics arrived before the police and were able to revive the keystone criminals only to be sent to jail.
They are currently serving their time and, only allowed out on weekend furloughs to rock the countryside.
Zeke Wheatstraw was convicted of lewd and Lascivious behavior. At his trial he plead guilty to "touching large breastesses what did not belong to him."
Sergeant Buck Wylan is known as the long arm of the law ''round these parts. Having received his formal education at Bumpass Middle School, he was immediately appointed to the esteemed position of Deputy at Large within the state penal system. After only 22 attempts at the Sergeants Exam, he was, under much controversy, appointed as a Sergeant and place in direct command of the Prison Mattress Bunch. Current duties include direct supervision of inmates "on the roads" and issuing, at the grace of the state, a swift kick in the ass when needed.
Goldy Ramada : Lead Singer
Lonesome Blandford : Lead and rythm guitars, vocals, percussion
Sgt. Buck Wylan : bass, vocals
Zeke Wheatstraw : lead and rythm guitars, vocals
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