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MP3 Hot Pants - Ripping at the Seams

Hot Pants are for those of us who feel the need to get down every once in a while. No.....they might not be the proper attire given the scenario of a butt-clenching winter morning, but when it''s time to listen to some wicked jams, YOU GOTTA PUT''em ON.

8 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Jam-band, ROCK: Glam

Max Garvey (Keyboard/Vocals):
If you need a visual of the crazy opium junkie that is Max Garvey, all you have to do is look at a ten dollar bill. Max was blessed with the same good looks as Alexander Hamilton. The song "Homeless Guy", was inspired by an ex-girlfriend of his who left him for a drugged-out, hairless scrub. Another inspiration for this song came from one of Max''s friends who randomly made out with a homeless guy one evening in Portland, OR. Max quickly followed suit. Max wears size 32/32 pants. Donations gladly accepted.

Malcolm MacNaughton (Bass):
Often referred to as "Crazy Monkey," Malcolm MacNaughton has established himself as a key personality in the band. Over the years, his humor and flakiness have rubbed off on the other band members. Hobbies of Malcolm include: surfing, smoking the dank, long-boarding, and smoking the dank. Having surgery for appendicitis didn''t stop him from laying down fat bass riffs on the CD, even though he was still in a lot of pain. Puking is also a hobby. He once went to Sam''s house and ate 10 waffles.

John Stewart (Drums):
An ex-catholic, John Stewart is hardly a mother''s little helper. What he lacks in height, he makes up in kick-ass drum beats. He and Sam Zackheim have been "jamming" ever since 8th grade. They both have developed a knack for complementing each other instrumentally. However, John is not just a drummer, he is also fluent in Spanish, Turkish, Yiddish, and the native language of the Iznoit tribe. Most of all, John enjoys making the classiest of cheesy songs on the piano.

Sam Zackheim (Guitar/Vocals):
When Sam was very young, his mother would sit him in front of a stereo with headphones on while his family moved. "Raffi and Cat Stevens were the make back then."
His first song, "Hick Song," proved to be a tremendous hit among middle school peers, but was not allowed at the 8th grade Talent Show. Sam plans to continue making music for the rest of his meager existence on this beatiful planet.

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