MP3 Astroninja - Kiss My Astro!
Asian Punk Rock Love. Spunky Asian punk blended in with yummy Western pizza pop. Warning: Guaranteed to give you multiple aural orgasms on an astronomical level.
11 MP3 Songs in this album (44:08) !
Related styles: ROCK: Punk-Pop, POP: Pop/Rock
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ASIA PUNK ROCK LOVE!
Are you scratching your pretty ninja head for music that''s a little different? Well, worry your sexy heart no more – ASTRONINJA is here to ninjafy your beasty soul!
ASTRONINJA is made up of a crazed albino, a fully-equipped Eurasian assassin , and two Chinese dudes who don''t know kungfu but play some killer ping pong. Oh yes, not to mention a weirdly cuddly SHEEP named BOBBY!
The band is based in Singapore, Southeast Asia and sound a little like the following sounds (in no particular order)
- German sausages on a BBQ grill
- Rabbits in a blender
- Children laughing in the playground after the bully got some pie in his face
- A talking pink rainbow in the sky after a bright sunny day hits the horizon
- a crowded sushi bar during hectic business hours
Their debut album, ''KISS MY ASTRO!'' is available right here, ready to make you dance like a punk rock manic man/woman/thingamajig in a delightfully devilish mood!
Take a listen to the cheekily titled *THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG* and *YOYO GIRL!* to get your mojo flowing like fishes in a giggly sea (or an asteroid with a grudge against Mars)
So whatcha waiting for? Take a leap of faith with this affordable purchase and give the album a go. Trust us, you''ll be swinging from the ninja vines in no time!!!!
GET READY TO BE NINJA PUNKED FOR LIFE!!!
EVERY PHYSICAL COPY OF ''KISS MY ASTRO!'' contains the following totally ninja goodies - FREE!
- FREE ''BOBBY THE SHEEP'' BUTTON TO WEAR PROUDLY!
- FREE EXCLUSIVE ''YES, I AM A NINJA!'' ID CARD TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS WITH!
- FREE SET OF 6 STICKERS, 18cm by 18cm!
- A NICE YELLOW 22cm X 22cm ENVELOPE! Forget boring ass jewel cases!
- A HANDWRITTEN ''THANK YOU'' NOTE, personally written by the band themselves!
- 1 FREE DOWNLOADABLE BONUS MP3 sent to your email for every purchase of the album!
LIMITED TIME X''MAS OFFER!!!!
Why buy ONE album when you can buy FIVE for a 20% discount?
An album costs $11.99, but five will cost you only $47.96 (instead of $59.95!) You can even resell the album to your friends for a profit! Or just be nice and give it to them as Christmas gifts :) That is the ninja way!
Offer only valid until Christmas!