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MP3 Astroninja - Kiss My Astro!

Asian Punk Rock Love. Spunky Asian punk blended in with yummy Western pizza pop. Warning: Guaranteed to give you multiple aural orgasms on an astronomical level.

11 MP3 Songs in this album (44:08) !
Related styles: ROCK: Punk-Pop, POP: Pop/Rock

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ASIA PUNK ROCK LOVE!
Are you scratching your pretty ninja head for music that''s a little different? Well, worry your sexy heart no more – ASTRONINJA is here to ninjafy your beasty soul!

ASTRONINJA is made up of a crazed albino, a fully-equipped Eurasian assassin , and two Chinese dudes who don''t know kungfu but play some killer ping pong. Oh yes, not to mention a weirdly cuddly SHEEP named BOBBY!

The band is based in Singapore, Southeast Asia and sound a little like the following sounds (in no particular order)
- German sausages on a BBQ grill
- Rabbits in a blender
- Children laughing in the playground after the bully got some pie in his face
- A talking pink rainbow in the sky after a bright sunny day hits the horizon
- a crowded sushi bar during hectic business hours

Their debut album, ''KISS MY ASTRO!'' is available right here, ready to make you dance like a punk rock manic man/woman/thingamajig in a delightfully devilish mood!

Take a listen to the cheekily titled *THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG* and *YOYO GIRL!* to get your mojo flowing like fishes in a giggly sea (or an asteroid with a grudge against Mars)

So whatcha waiting for? Take a leap of faith with this affordable purchase and give the album a go. Trust us, you''ll be swinging from the ninja vines in no time!!!!

GET READY TO BE NINJA PUNKED FOR LIFE!!!

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NOTES:
EVERY PHYSICAL COPY OF ''KISS MY ASTRO!'' contains the following totally ninja goodies - FREE!
- FREE ''BOBBY THE SHEEP'' BUTTON TO WEAR PROUDLY!
- FREE EXCLUSIVE ''YES, I AM A NINJA!'' ID CARD TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS WITH!
- FREE SET OF 6 STICKERS, 18cm by 18cm!
- A NICE YELLOW 22cm X 22cm ENVELOPE! Forget boring ass jewel cases!
- A HANDWRITTEN ''THANK YOU'' NOTE, personally written by the band themselves!
- 1 FREE DOWNLOADABLE BONUS MP3 sent to your email for every purchase of the album!

LIMITED TIME X''MAS OFFER!!!!
Why buy ONE album when you can buy FIVE for a 20% discount?
An album costs $11.99, but five will cost you only $47.96 (instead of $59.95!) You can even resell the album to your friends for a profit! Or just be nice and give it to them as Christmas gifts :) That is the ninja way!
Offer only valid until Christmas!

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