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MP3 Art Paul Schlosser - The Best Of ART PAUL SCHLOSSER
54 MP3 Songs
FOLK: Folk Pop, SPOKEN WORD: Comedy
Details:
Here is information & lyrics to some of the songs on this CD:
This is one of the songs Sly in the Morning use to play alot.
It also got play on Dr Demento radio show once see:
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Purple Bananas(On the Moon)
There''s purple bananas on the moon
I''m not quite sure but they said it was true
I''ld go there and find out for myself
But I don''t have the time or the wealth
I''ld read a book about it to
But they say books can lie to you
Besides they convinced me "ride this flying horse"
"It''s the best we''ve got but we''ll sell it of coarse"
I know what your saying the horse is a goat
with the price I paid how could I say no
Besides they convinced me it really has wings
I''m going to fly to the moon, eat purple bananas, and sing
Purple bananas on the moon
This was the Title Track of my 1st CD
My Cat Was Taking A Bath
1.I was riding home late one night
When there in my house I saw a light
And when I got inside
Right before my very eyes
Chorus:My cat was taking a bath
My cat was taking a bath
It was a quarter to 3
And I don''t believe
My cat was taking a bath
https://www.tradebit.coml maybe I had something to drink
Or maybe I just couldn''t quite think
But my ma saw it to
And she said of coarse it''s true
Here is a song I wrote for my Mother
There''s candy
Icecream
Chocalate
Good dreams
And I like my Mother !
Mothers are sweet
Mothers are nice
They help you
Give you good advice
And they make you cookies !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I Like my Mother !
I really
Like
My Mother !
Theres Uncles
Cousins
Sisters
Brothers
Fathers
And I like my Mother !
And I pray God
You''ll let my Mother live a thousand years
So I don''t have to get a job or do anything
And I can just live with my mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I like my Mother !
I really
Like
My Mother !
My Coutry Western Song
They won''t play this on the Country Western radio
It''s not what they call Country
I don''t wear no cowboy hat
And I didn''t send them any money
I didn''t send them any money
I come from the north
And I don''t drink beer
And besides all these other things
They probable think that I''m queer
Probable think that I''m queer
Just cause I wear pink
Ain''t that make you think
Everybody''s judging everyone
And sometimes it''s in the name of God''s Son
Sometimes it''s in the name of God''s Son
Maybe it''s because of the kazoo
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Well if they don''t play this on the Country Western station
It''s not gonna bother me
That''s not how I want to succeed
I don''t want to succeed by conformity
I don''t want to succeed by conformity
I wear the clothes I want to wear
And I cut my hair the way I want to cut my hair
Well if they don''t play this on the Country Western radio
You know where they can go
You know where they can go
This song has been my biggest hit(so far) on the Dr Demento radio show becomeing number 1 on the Funny 5 July 8th 2001 see:https://www.tradebit.com
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you depressed ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Are you bored ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some milk
Have some Kool-ade
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Do you like White bread ?
Do you like Wheat bread ?
Do you like Rye bread
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have some cake
Have some ice cream
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Why are you worried
About your weight ?
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Elvis like his
With Bananas
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
Have another peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody sing with me
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can''t hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Wear it on your head
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Stick it in your nose
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have your mom
Over for dinner
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Have peanut butter sandwiches
Invite all your friends over
To watch the game
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Everybody now
Have a peanut butter sandwich
I can''t hear you
Have a peanut butter sandwich
Have a peanut butter sandwich...
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