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MP3 Wank Punter - Plain Brown Wrapper

A dynamic explosion of raw, unadulterated rock!

6 MP3 Songs in this album (19:41) !
Related styles: Rock: Modern Rock, Rock: Comedy Rock, Mood: Party Music

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Risque raucous rock n roll at its finest!

Picking up where their debut CD Unlubricated left off, Plain Brown Wrapper, the sophomore release from the band Wank Punter is a power packed disc of explosive raucous rock n roll delivered as only the pioneers of x-rated risque rock can.

The standout track on this collection of songs is the in-your-face shout out of Bionic Chronic, a hybrid mixture of rock, rap, and oddly enough, background vocal harmonies reminiscent of the Andrew Sisters with it''s jazzy harmonic blend. In a word, it''s stellar! If radio is looking for quality that is unique and refreshing, this song is it. Fans of the Beastie Boys and Rage Against The Machine will love this one.

Following the lead off track of Bionic is a song called Switch. For those of you familiar with the BDSM cult following, not much needs to be explained but for those unfamiliar with the sexual proclivities of this niche segment of society, the lyrics expound the flip flop nature of the female subject the song celebrates. If memory stands correct, this is the first time I have ever heard a lyric encompassing such a risque subject and for those of you who are very familiar with Carol Pope and Rough Trade, I''m sure you''ll have to agree.

Next up are the hook-laden power pop nuggets Porn Star and Glory Oh Glory, the harmony-rich funk rock of Funky Junk, culminating with the knock out punch anthem of Love You Long Time. Wank Punter''s latest offering will have you smiling and pumping your fist in the air from the beginning of this EP right to the very end.

The guys and gals that comprise this musical group have been around for a few years but many of you will probably be experiencing this band for the very first time. No doubt about it, they''ve turned on the afterburners with their unique brand of unrelenting, testosterone-drenched party rock. With tracks this good, the critics will be hard pressed to maintain the band''s current status as rock''s dirty little secret!

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Some recent press and reviews:

Digital Journal - Published Mar 16, 2009 by ■ Lenny Stoute

Wank Punter made the most of its prime slot at the Hard https://www.tradebit.com full house was primed, the energy level was throbbing as Joey Bigapini and the crew ripped through the material from the Unlubricated debut album. With new backing singer and Tina Fey lookalike Cherry Poppins settling into her role and smoother choreography from the Fabulous Wankettes, the band showed the beneficial effects of the its recent https://www.tradebit.com club tour. They''ve tightened up and become more invested in the live dynamic without losing that sexy funhouse thing they do so well. Strangest development in the Wank Punter camp has been the emergence of Discombobulator as an unlikely sex symbol. For whatever mask-lovin'' reasons, the big guy''s become a babe magnet.

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Wank Punter Drop Unlubricated On Rock’n’Roll Heaven

Digital Journal - Published Jan 18, 2009, by ■ Lenny Stoute

Already a TV hit in the US, https://www.tradebit.com''s notorious crew of glammed up sex funksters Wank Punter drop their debut album, Unlubricated, Tuesday. Can''t think of a tarter antidote to the saccharine saturated ObamaRama we''ll be sucking up that day.

All pumped from their warmup gig at the Horsehoe Tuesday, Wank Punter are go for debut album Unlubricated’s release party at Rock''n''Roll Heaven (1660 O’Connor Drive) Friday night.

Pyro restrictions and a shorter set time at the “Shoe curbed the WP throwdown somewhat but there was enough to put that “What the ...” look on the faces of a couple of dudes which could only mean one thing. They were in the band which had to follow Wank Punter, not fun. As they’re headlining at Rock’n’Roll Heaven, you won’t see that particular look but they’ll be lots to catch the eye,

Wank Punter is a band on a mission but it’s not the one you might think. The flamboyant sextet of porn rockers, known for their outrageous live shows and slippery lyrics, are frequently mistaken for horned up glam rockers out for nothing but a good time.

Nothing wrong with that, guitarist and architect of the Wank Punter sound Feedback asserts but its really not the whole story.

“Wank Punter is all about female empowerment and liberation. We just come at it from a different angle. We write songs that for instance look at the situations of sex trade workers and the negative stereotypes they’re saddled with”.

Like Jay Reatard and AIDS Wolf, Wank Punter gets serious stick for its nomenclature, even before folks have heard a lick.

“Agents, bookers, we’ve been told straight up they don’t approve of what we do. This is usually based on a visit to the website where I suppose they interpret images to fit their preconceptions about this band.
“For instance, theres this feeling the songs are all about the most debauched behaviours, told in the most disgusting lyrics.

“Sure, we revel in wordplay and innuendo to the max but isn’t that more creative than a whole lot of gratuitous swearing?”

Feedback claims Wank Punter material is informed by his many years as a content provider in the flesh industry.

Most Wank Punters tunes are insider takes on common socio-sexual happenings in both the porn and regular worlds. Most often, the observations are coming from a humorous place and Feedback claims WP doesn’t get enough credit for being funny.

What’s undeniable is that they’re smart enough to keep flipping the script. While the band walks some provocatively thin lines on such as “Nubian Princess” and “Curse”, the bouncy “Supersize Me” is pure fun, “Driver” turns the gender tables in a sexual trade-off and “ A Girl Like You” is all about the yearning for that transcendent woman you’ll never have because deep down you know you won’t know what to do with her.

The over the top costumes and makeup send a message nobody’s taking any of this too seriously.
Wank Punter reference the pit bands that provided the music for the ladies back when peeling was called burlesque. This type of band had to be hip to the popular music of its time and Wank Punter is on point with its mashup of power funk, glam rock and nu-metal.

It’s a sound that’s appeared on Gene Simmons Family Jewels and put the band a number of times on Playboy TV’s Night Calls show. This translates into an easier ride for the band in the US but Feedback''s committed to doing the breakthrough in reverse. The man wants a hometown appreciation of what Wank Punter’s about and the good they do.

“Fact is porn has a much more prominent place in the American cultural mainstream and that works to Wank Punter’s benefit. But Canada is beginning to get it more and more. All those shops and websites selling kinky gear and sex toys aren’t surviving on sex trade workers alone. “
Which is why Feedback maintains the live payoff for the band is in watching an audience latch onto the Wank Punter spirit.

“We were setting up in a club one night and a fairly demure young woman was hanging out asking about the show. I told her it was not uncommon for females to get onstage and try to outdo our dancers. “Gawd, that’s nasty, I could never do that”, she responded.

“At some point during the show I looked over and there she was beside the dancers, flashing and grinding up a storm and having the time of her life”.

With a charged-up lead singer, duelling guitars, two backing singers, three dancers and a heavy-hitting backline, there should be action aplenty. Feedback promises a full run through of Unlubricated’s 13 tracks, though not necessarily in the album order.
" I like to leave room for some kind of happening, either front stage or back, that might shape the set that night. More fun for the band".

And this guy knows from fun.

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Exclaim! blogger''s review:

Jan 21/09 By: Lonely Vagabond

That was a great set at The Horseshoe. Sleaze rock, porn rock, whatever you want to call it, Wank Punter blends crazy costumes, from a hooded dungeon-master, early 80’s MTV cheese, to semi-nude ladies performing burlesque routines. Out from this emerges a sound equal parts badass rap-rock and screeching glam-metal swagger. Sin City meets a good ol’ fashioned rock and roll bonanza.

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